Re: FORUM GOLD

by lardbucket Mon 17 Aug 2015, 13:13

well done!

by OP Tipping Tue 19 Jan 2016, 16:39

I went bananas for 6 years

by PeterCS Tue 19 Jan 2016, 17:04

So did Monkey, for longer than that.

Or at least, he should have. Monkey see, Monkey do, etc.

by Ethics? The Gall! Tue 19 Jan 2016, 21:25

i prefer nuts

by PeterCS Tue 19 Jan 2016, 23:44

Well,, whatever turns you on.

by skully Wed 20 Jan 2016, 01:19

skully wrote:How can we be leaving out the BLUMPY THREAD and the HEARSAY THREAD?

As an addendum to the Blumpy thread (linky above) I came across this on the Interweb recently:

Sneaky peek: The act of spitting on your partner's back during doggy sex, making her think you've cum, then giving her a facial when she turns around to look.

by PeterCS Wed 20 Jan 2016, 11:26

"Fool's gold".

aka ewwww.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 15 Nov 2016, 21:02

vilkrang wrote:
taipan wrote:The classic team is 6 bats, a keeper and 5 bowlers.

An allrounder is a luxury

Surely worth a place here .

Lovely stuff. Laughing

by horace Wed 16 Nov 2016, 04:31

Nigel blames the quota for his difficulties with maths.

by PeterCS Fri 03 Mar 2017, 03:56

PLATINUM:

LeFromage [aka Dello] wrote:What a production!

I voted no, BTW...

This'll be my last post as Dello, I guess - it seems like the easiest way (or even the only way) to hand over the controls is just to give Fromage my account. The cheesy bastard will get all my good karma from such winning posts as that thing I said one time that someone liked, but that'll be balanced against the legacy of bad juju from my reign of terror and slack attendance.

Let's see if it works... Goodbye and good luck.

by embee Fri 03 Mar 2017, 04:42

That belongs in the flounce thread

by taipan Fri 03 Mar 2017, 06:06

embee wrote:That belongs in the flounce thread

Nah, doesn't even make the top 10.

by skully Sun 05 Mar 2017, 03:15

furriner wrote:FIRST OF ALL WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ABHINAV MUKUND FOR AN OPENER ANYWAY? WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD ABHINAV MUKUND? WHERE DID THIS F*CKER- WHO CAN'T SEEM TO PLAY A FULL TOSS- TURN UP FROM? WHO GAVE HIM A TICKET TO GO TO BANGALORE? WHO NAMED HIM ABHINAV MUKUND? AND WHY IS IT TAKING PUJARA A MINIMUM OF TWO TESTS TO GET GOING? RAHANE YOU PRICK HOW DID YOU FAIL TO COLLECT YOUR PLAYING-SPIN-WELL TAG ALONG WITH YOUR INDIAN PASSPORT? AND KOHLI YOU SWAGGERING B@STARD I KNEW YOU WERE A FAILURE FROM THE DAY I SET EYES ON YOU. DID PEOPLE KNOW JADEJA HAS SCORED 3 TRIPLE CENTURIES IN DOMESTIC RANJI CRICKET- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA F*CKERS. SOMEONE SHOOT ISHANT SHARMA BEFORE HE FUTILELY NEIGHS AND ABJECTLY TROTS AWAY. AND LYON CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN WATCHING ASHWIN BOWLING VIDEOS TO TRAIN- ASHWIN YOU SOUTHIE PRICK, WERE YOU WATCHING LYON BOWLING VIDEOS IN THE INTERIM???

by furriner Thu 05 Oct 2017, 01:40

Till it gets to the dictionary, SPOD

skully wrote:It appears that our side is now performing at the level that we look like we should when we look at the squad on paper.

We are now the seething pack of donkeys we look like in print.

by furriner Sat 09 Dec 2017, 15:49

Trike (s) strike (s) gold.

Bennyfishel wrote:I can't understand why the poms are all shouting out because Stokes is missing,there is absolutely nothing special about him,just an average good cricketer,( with a lethal left hook) and I don't think he is missed one iotta in their team I doubt that any Australian shed any fears whether he is in or out of the poms team.A single player has to be of a lot higher standard to be missed in a team.

tricycle wrote:He's no Mitchell Marsh, that's for sure.

by skully Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:33

In the wake of sandpaper-gate, this gem from beams...

beamer wrote:Anyway, at the end of Australian cricket’s Red Wedding, surprisingly there’s a Starc left standing...

by furriner Fri 20 Apr 2018, 00:25

Horrie gold.

Blackadder wrote:Last of the Her Majesty's Corgis has gone to big Kennel in the Sky.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/17/queen-devastated-loss-last-remaining-corgi/...

horace wrote:Hehehe... Old Betty could simply hire JGK to train her footfolk how to woof.

....

by skully Thu 20 Jun 2019, 14:24

Inert.

by furriner Fri 19 Jul 2019, 15:31

Have we lost some stuff on this thread?

by lardbucket Wed 01 Jan 2020, 00:53

The ghost of Christmas past ... Tom

>>>

Just glad I didn't have to watch any of the last two days (or the first day for that matter). Made all the worse by sounds of things by inevitable fog and bad light. A real hangover of a test match.

Anyway England player ratings? I've equated them to Christmas food.

Strauss- Brandy butter- came straight out of the fridge to score two cerebral tons.

Cook- Mince pie - not enough of him and getting a bit same-ish

Bell- a rotting discarded turkey head. Fielded well though.

Pietersen- fruit cake with thick icing. Quality but a little bit too rich.

Collingwood- Sprouts- functional.

Flintoff- Roast potatos- lovely and crispy but a little bit too hot and fluffy inside.

Prior- Red cabbage. Ho hum.

Broad- Turkey wing- flavoursome but messy and not enough flesh.

Jimmikins- Nuts

Panesar- Packet of dates

Swann- Sandwich made from leftovers. Can't fault it but it's not the real thing.

Harmison- Coal

by PeterCS Mon 27 Jan 2020, 15:24

I can't find this to quote verbatim, so I can only give the gist.

There was once some mad idea of a Forum quiz where cricketers had to be guessed from clues given

DELLO's clue was on the lines of: "What Cockneys call a boob draped over wooden furniture."

The answer was; "Tatenda Taibu!".

The golden achievement was not so much the highly cryptic clue, or even the (?) humour, but the belief anyone would ever guess it. Pure Bails!

And pure Dells.