Jobs you truly, honestly wouldn’t want to have…
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Jobs you truly, honestly wouldn’t want to have…
by mynah Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:35
Apart from the obvious ones, like being the bedpan washer in a cholera ward, there are some you never knew existed, like that of the Cassowary Sexer. They work in teams of three, and it is hard to decide whose job would be least attractive…
Here’s a job description from the Internet:
Even worse that doing that for a living (no, I don’t know why there is a demand in the first place) would be fielding the questions from would-be employers, friends and romantic partners:
“You said you’re a w-h-a-a-a-t?”
“What attracted you to the job? Is it your childhood dream come true?”
“You say you’re the guy sitting on the head? If I’m going to date you I’ll have to know if you, erm, ever suffered any, erm, serious injuries?”
Here’s a job description from the Internet:
The following methods were described in Perron "Sexing is easiest when the cassowary is young and examination physically possible. There are a number of methods, including eversion of the cloaca as in waterfowl (which is suitable in chicks up to 2 weeks old), or the use of endoscopic speculums and optic fibre scopes, but the simplest, quickest and least traumatic for the older bird is direct palpation of the penis. The bird should be firmly held on its back by two people, one sitting down with the bird's head held into the groin while holding the chest and neck, while the other grasps a leg firmly in each hand to minimise any movement. A third person, using a lubricated surgical glove, can then try to explore, after the spasms have ceased, into the cloacal region for the presence of a penis or much smaller clitoris".
Even worse that doing that for a living (no, I don’t know why there is a demand in the first place) would be fielding the questions from would-be employers, friends and romantic partners:
“You said you’re a w-h-a-a-a-t?”
“What attracted you to the job? Is it your childhood dream come true?”
“You say you’re the guy sitting on the head? If I’m going to date you I’ll have to know if you, erm, ever suffered any, erm, serious injuries?”
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Re: Jobs you truly, honestly wouldn’t want to have…
by tac Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:48
My worst job?
Retrieving lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's arse . . .
Retrieving lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's arse . . .
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by taipan Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:51
tac wrote:My worst job?
Retrieving lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's arse . . .
Be thankful they were not crabs
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:54
tac wrote:My worst job?
Retrieving lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's arse . . .
Before or after the car crash?
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by tac Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:56
eowyn wrote:tac wrote:My worst job?
Retrieving lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's arse . . .
Before or after the car crash?
Decide for yourself . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY
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by skully Tue 13 Nov 2007, 07:59
Farkin PMSL. I didn't have a clue what you were talking about before listening to that clip.
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by mynah Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:02
What's it say? My sound card's blown... 
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:04
Awww Pete'n' Dud, bless 'em.
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by skully Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:08
Skit by Pete and Dudley about "Lobsters up Jane Mansfield's @rse".mynah wrote:What's it say? My sound card's blown...
I'm sure they actually performed most of those skits snotted to the eye-balls. Classic stuff.
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:09
Mynah, basically Jane Mansfield was a dirty cow who had a bad case of lobsters up the arse.
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by tac Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:31
eowyn wrote:Mynah, basically Jane Mansfield was a dirty cow who had a bad case of lobsters up the arse.
Or to use the scientific term, lobsterisimus buttikissimus.
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by skully Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:33
Ask him what he did on Saturday night. 
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by tac Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:33
eowyn wrote:Show off......
I just love Dud 'n' Pete . . . comic genius. A lot of good clips on YouToob
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:33
I already know.....
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by tac Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:35
skully wrote:Ask him what he did on Saturday night.
Shhh, eowyn will get jealous.
eowyn, I was thinking of you the hole time . . .
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:35
tac wrote:eowyn wrote:Show off......
I just love Dud 'n' Pete . . . comic genius. A lot of good clips on YouToob
I have a DVD....
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by eowyn Tue 13 Nov 2007, 08:36
tac wrote:skully wrote:Ask him what he did on Saturday night.
Shhh, eowyn will get jealous.
eowyn, I was thinking of you the hole time . . .
yeh, yeh, of course you were......
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by mynah Tue 13 Nov 2007, 09:41
Had to be very dirty indeed for it to become chronic...eowyn wrote:Mynah, basically Jane Mansfield was a dirty cow who had a bad case of lobsters up the arse.
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by taipan Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:12
skully wrote:Ask him what he did on Saturday night.
So tac, you get lucky?
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by skully Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:15
Smelled like sushi.
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by taipan Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:23
skully wrote:Smelled like sushi.
She was raw?
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by skully Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:34
I'm sure she roared.
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by taipan Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:40
skully wrote:I'm sure she roared.
with laughter?
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by Guest Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:46
Do blow up dolls have sound effects?
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