Skully...

Fair play, p!ss poor posting effort this month.

Not even four figures yet and we're half way through the month. You're slipping...

[hangs head in shame]

I must admit Smerks, it's hard dragging you barstewards along. The dead weight is finally taking its toll.

Test match time soon....

Mr Second in the forum, JKLever, needs to stop real life festivities and get back indoors!

We can't be distracted by this lovely bitchin' weather!

Festivities

Turn it up Smerk you are the one who should have been posting more instead of painting your face blue, putting on suspenders, becoming part of Smurf culture and eventually falling in love with Smurfette.
Next you claim that Skully bulldozed Smurfland and slaughtered the Smurfs to get their valuable Smurfberries. Skully declared he did indeed bulldoze Smurfland to get the valuable Smurfberries, but alludes that Smerk was involved with the plot, and that the Smurfs would have left Smurfland if Smerk had not integrated himself with them.

A tongue twister of epic proportions.

Skully>Smurf>Smerf>Smerky


Evolution, ladies and gentlemen.

G.Wood wrote:Turn it up Smerk you are the one who should have been posting more instead of painting your face blue, putting on suspenders, becoming part of Smurf culture and eventually falling in love with Smurfette.
Next you claim that Skully bulldozed Smurfland and slaughtered the Smurfs to get their valuable Smurfberries. Skully declared he did indeed bulldoze Smurfland to get the valuable Smurfberries, but alludes that Smerk was involved with the plot, and that the Smurfs would have left Smurfland if Smerk had not integrated himself with them.

Holy fark!!! Woody has mixed Es in with his Rice Bubbles.

again...and he still cannot get lucky

Hmmm, thinks to oneself - is Smerk an attention seeking whore?

Is the ocean deep?
Is the sun hot?

Take a look at the BBC link: Modi to sue Clarke - Clash of the Qunts?

Phurt. Smerkles is just trying to do what some of you other farkers should be doing - keeping this joint ticking over.

tick, tick tick

you called?

Basil wrote:tick, tick tick

And your punctuation is sh!t as well.

tac wrote:you called?

No, that would have been tit, tit, tit.

skully wrote:

Basil wrote:tick, tick tick

And your punctuation is sh!t as well.

and who the fcuk asked you?

It's a forum, Bas. Sticking one's nose in (like tac does to his goat) is expected.

skully wrote:It's a forum, Bas. Sticking one's nose in (like tac does to his goat) is expected.

Tis a forum, and one is doing one's duty to get the post count up.

Excellent, ol' bean. Keep up the good work.

I was wondering what Basil had up his @rse.

The choices were limited since we've established it wasn't tac's goat's thumb.

but smerkle has gone quiet

Basil wrote:Hmmm, thinks to oneself - is Smerk an attention seeking whore?

Attention seeking whore...makes a thread about another forummer.

PMSL Bas is farking miles off yet again.

Basil wrote:

tac wrote:you called?

No, that would have been tit, tit, tit.

You've heard about my third nipple, then . . . .

Ah, Scaramanga .... there you are ...