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Post by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:11

Just heard on the radio that Father Christmas should not be allowed to say "HO HO HO," anymore cos it could be offensive to women.
Instead, he should say "HA HA HA."

I swear it's true.

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Post by JKLever Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14

And which member of the thought police did that come from?
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Post by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:21

It was actually on the Johannesburg radio news, but also says it here.......

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Santas_warned_ho_ho_ho_offensive_to_11142007.html

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Post by Guest Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:28

PMSL

"It could frighten children!"

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Post by doremi Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:05

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Post by Hilda Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21

Demelza wrote:PMSL

"It could frighten children!"

What about the costume - won't that frighten the kids any more? affraid
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Post by LeFromage Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24

Demelza wrote:PMSL

"It could frighten children!"

Because the image of a bearded old man demanding children sit on his knee and tell him that they've been bad isn't in any way creepy....
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Post by doremi Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:35

Dello wrote:
Demelza wrote:PMSL

"It could frighten children!"

Because the image of a bearded old man demanding children sit on his knee and tell him that they've been bad isn't in any way creepy....
cyclops lol!
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Post by DJ_Smerk Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:57

So I suppose General "He He He" will be offensive to men.


Technically, laughing is not allowed on British Shores.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 15 Nov 2007, 20:38

'Hello sonny. Oooh, you're squirming on my lap - I'll give you 5 minutes to stop that. Have you been good this year? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?'

... oh no, not creepy at all.

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Post by MidnightCowboy Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:55

There was something in the paper the other day that fat Father Christmases will be banned because it sets a bad example to children or something to that effect.

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Post by Guest Wed 21 Nov 2007, 08:11

Just for the Aussies..........

http://interiordec.about.com/od/cmasartificial/a/upsidedowntree.htm

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Post by mynah Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25

Demelza wrote:Just heard on the radio that Father Christmas should not be allowed to say "HO HO HO," anymore cos it could be offensive to women.
Instead, he should say "HA HA HA."

I swear it's true.
If I'm having a bad hair day I'd be offended if he broke into HA HA HA as I passed... And after five hours of Christmas shopping ANY day is a bad hair day.
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Post by Guest Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:13

Don't suppose it's very PC of me to say that this p!sses me off, but..........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4398680.stm

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Post by JKLever Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:16

Demelza wrote:Don't suppose it's very PC of me to say that this p!sses me off, but..........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4398680.stm

It's pathetic isn't it but you know who is behind it. It's some stuffy white bod at a council who has decided for minorities what they'll be offended by.
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Post by Guest Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:20

I just wonder if they'd do the same for us 'over there!'

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Post by taipan Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:20

JKLever wrote:
Demelza wrote:Don't suppose it's very PC of me to say that this p!sses me off, but..........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4398680.stm

It's pathetic isn't it but you know who is behind it. It's some stuffy white bod at a council who has decided for minorities what they'll be offended by.

Sounds a bit like LLL
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Post by eowyn Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:20

That's like bloody yanks and their "Happy Holidays". Coca Cola adverts being a particular annoyance that do it.
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Post by taipan Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:20

JKLever wrote:
Demelza wrote:Don't suppose it's very PC of me to say that this p!sses me off, but..........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4398680.stm

It's pathetic isn't it but you know who is behind it. It's some stuffy white bod at a council who has decided for minorities what they'll be offended by.

Sounds a bit like LLL
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Post by Guest Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:31

Just to make sure you all get it right this year.......

http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/pcgreeting.html

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Post by ten years after Thu 22 Nov 2007, 09:29

Demelza wrote:Just to make sure you all get it right this year.......

http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/pcgreeting.html

I once joined a protest at the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square. Several thousand people chanfed Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh.

Ha Ha Ha Chi Minh wouldn't have had the same impact, i feel.

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