Will Flamingbails make it to the start of the Ashes?

Merlin wrote:Hmmm ... The Jaarpie hermaphrodite Caster Semenya also had everyone fooled.
The damning evidence is that she too likes goats....
Go figure.

Merlin: a) You're a grown man b) You're English
So stop using phrases like "go figure" and "my bad". It's a slippery slope - before long you'll be mis-pronouncing words like basil and tomato. It may even lead to textspeak like lol and hi m8 hws it gng, and if that happens I'll have to come down there and twat you.

Jontyh wrote:

Merlin wrote:Hmmm ... The Jaarpie hermaphrodite Caster Semenya also had everyone fooled.
The damning evidence is that she too likes goats....
Go figure.

Merlin: a) You're a grown man b) You're English
So stop using phrases like "go figure" and "my bad". It's a slippery slope - before long you'll be mis-pronouncing words like basil and tomato. It may even lead to textspeak like lol and hi m8 hws it gng, and if that happens I'll have to come down there and twat you.

Now, if I had said anything remotely "American" - Doctor Spin would be aggressively salivating all over this thread without any contempt for my emotional safety.

His standards are slipping, like Merlin's sanity.

I hope you've all noticed that I use the term "Forthcoming" rather than "Up and coming" when discussing a future Test series.


Yeah, you all pay attention to me.

Jontyh wrote:

Merlin wrote:Hmmm ... The Jaarpie hermaphrodite Caster Semenya also had everyone fooled.
The damning evidence is that she too likes goats....
Go figure.

Merlin: a) You're a grown man b) You're English
So stop using phrases like "go figure" and "my bad". It's a slippery slope - before long you'll be mis-pronouncing words like basil and tomato. It may even lead to textspeak like lol and hi m8 hws it gng, and if that happens I'll have to come down there and twat you.

I suddenly have images of Jonts being a very, very British school master.

skully wrote:

Jontyh wrote:

Merlin wrote:Hmmm ... The Jaarpie hermaphrodite Caster Semenya also had everyone fooled.
The damning evidence is that she too likes goats....
Go figure.

Merlin: a) You're a grown man b) You're English
So stop using phrases like "go figure" and "my bad". It's a slippery slope - before long you'll be mis-pronouncing words like basil and tomato. It may even lead to textspeak like lol and hi m8 hws it gng, and if that happens I'll have to come down there and twat you.

I suddenly have images of Jonts being a very, very British school master.

Does he use a cane? Is Jonty, Spanky?

Jontyh wrote:

Merlin wrote:Hmmm ... The Jaarpie hermaphrodite Caster Semenya also had everyone fooled.
The damning evidence is that she too likes goats....
Go figure it out for yourself and if you have a problem doing so, do call me and we'll see if we can sort it out..

Merlin: a) You're a grown man b) You're English
So stop using phrases like "go figure" and "my bad". It's a slippery slope - before long you'll be mis-pronouncing words like basil and tomato. It may even lead to textspeak like lol and hi m8 hws it gng, and if that happens I'll have to come down there and twat you.

Yesss'm'baasss ... ( ** tips forelock twice and withdraws with faltering backward steps **...)

Humble apologies, Jonts ... my bad (grammar)... however, as you will have noticed ... I have amended the sentence (or lack thereof!) which seems to have caused you offence.

Oi sheepshagger - leave my (in)sanity out of this.

The wizard has spoken...

Go and figure would have been better, Merls.

No it wouldn't.
Maths was not inferred within the sentence.

Perhaps ... 'Go away and consider the correlation between tac and the hermaphrodite Caster Semenya ...'.

Whaddaya think?

tac - what have I done now?

Yup - that's a good one, Merls.

Couldn't Merls have kept it simple and said "taccy, go away and fark that hermaphrodite Caster Semenya"?

skully wrote:Couldn't Merls have kept it simple and said "taccy, go away and fark that Caster Semenya"?

Now that would be crude and offensive .... apt perhaps ... but offensive nonetheless.

Actually, I was likening tac to the hermaphrodite when you voiced your yearnings for the touch of a woman .... it had nowt to do with tac shaggin' her. Tough I'm sure he's set aside a goat or two to oblige ...

skully wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:I had FB on my death list.


But thanks for remembering...

It's a bit like the tree falling in the forest but Smerks. If FB dies will anyone be here to acknowledge it?

DJ_Smerk wrote:Fromage?

I suspect Fromage is not real.

It would be funny if Fromage is actually Dello and he's just been f*cking with us.

Wouldn't surprise me at all, vilks. It's just a stiff version of JD without the need to be around much. Ol' Dello don't post much these days. Just keeps a watch via his Blackberry or iPhone.

So, de we need to appease the cheese or not?

Meh, cheesey seems to be pretty laid back, and even helpful sometimes. Unlike that crab Dello.

Oh dear . . .

Thoughts on whether FB will make it to the Ashes, taccy?

Thoughts on merlo . . .

Meh, he's awright.

Thoughts on Smerkles?

A mallard?

duck buttered