So, some England players had to do some sponsorship crud

Which was Collingwood, Cook and Bell cooking for some spivvy qunt in his restaurant. They dubbed it 'Bell's Kitchen'.

Brenkley, who can be a d1ckweed anyway, goes on to say that though that name was decent he thinks "Ready, Steady, Collingwood" would've sounded better. I detected no irony whatsoever - am I wrong?

You're wrong.

eowyn wrote:You're wrong.

I'm pretty damn literate. Therefore it was a sh!t piece of writing. Therefore the supercilious little qunt shouldn't be writing for a decent newspaper. Or any newspaper, in fact.

You certainy don't get getting your leg pulled.....

eowyn wrote:You certainy don't get getting your leg pulled.....

I f*cking do. I just wanted to vent my spleen at a w@nk piece of writing.

"Ready, Steady, Collingwood", FFS. With Ali Cook 'in the mix', Jebus FIN Christ.

He thought he was being clever not saying that though didn't he, he must be one of those people in life who doesn't like stating the bleeding obvious.

eowyn wrote:He thought he was being clever not saying that though didn't he, he must be one of those people in life who doesn't like stating the bleeding obvious.

No, that'd have been fine. The way it was written just wasn't making it read like he obviously intended. I'm just trying to get him sacked. He's a presumptuous little chutney-ferret as it is.

Write to the paper and vent your spleen then deary.

Have fun, I'm off.