Apparently Smerkles is adding another growth ring this week

Well done, Smerky.

Happy Birthday.

is he a two-tooth?

Is the ring made of rubber, or some sort of synthetic material?

Ask Trev . . .

At least it's not round his middle, like Ash's.

Many happy returns Mr SM!

Happy 16th!

Cheers gays, it's next Monday. I'll be in Vegas by then

Happy birthday, Smerky!

Happy Birthday Smerky

Smerk lives in this house over there. Has his world outside it. Scrapples in the earth with his fingers and his mouth. He is 16 years old

Thread worms on a string keeps spiders in his pocket. He collects fly wings in a jar, scrubs horse flies and pinches them on a line.

He only has one friend, he lives next door in a basement. They're listenening to the weather. tac knows how many freckles smerk's got. Smerk scratches tac's beard

Smerk's painting huge books and glues them together. They saw a big raven, it glided down the sky. Smerk touched it

Monday is smerk's birthday. They'll be smoking cigars. tac will give him a chain of flowers and sow a bird in his knickers.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Cheers gays, it's next Monday. I'll be in Vegas by then

or paris as the case may be


have a great day

May 21 Black some up for you, Smerks.

He needed that leek.