Was Wally doing a vilks?

Seems to be a lot of randomly posted Ewe-tyoob clips in unrelated threads from the horsey one. Maybe he was celebrating a win on the GGs?

Or was he just bored and wanted to achieve a topbottom?

Everyone is slowly going crazy. Myself included.

Must have been up late

As i said in another thread, he seems to have pulled an all nighter. There were continuous posts from around 11.00 pm to around 5.30 am

I'm on the verge of doing a Vilks right now. Three Heinekens, two chardonnays, and counting........

First one for the day.

Three Heinekens, four chardonnays...........

How big is a chardonnay?

A well filled wine glass. Relaxed. And beyond.......

Thought we were talking bottles.

Off to mother in laws so will update on my consumption later.

Three Heinekens, six chardonnays.........

Which chardonnay is it?

Jacob's Creek. Nothing special.

Right, halfway through my 8th now.

If you like it then you shouda put a ring on it......

I did

Yeah, because all women should be referred to as "it", and as soon as we hold them down and put a ring on them, they're our slaves forever.


Go Beyonce!

Henry wrote:Jacob's Creek. Nothing special.

A real one or a fake one?

Real Jacob's.

The final tally- Three Heinekens, six Chardonnays, four gin and tonics.

And i'm going out with friends for drinks tonight. F*^*&^*&&%*ck.

Heinekens? Chardonnays? WTF is this, a woman from 1986's alcohol consumption? Were you talking about writing all the sexism you hear in your filofax?

skully wrote:Seems to be a lot of randomly posted Ewe-tyoob clips in unrelated threads from the horsey one. Maybe he was celebrating a win on the GGs?

Or was he just bored and wanted to achieve a topbottom?

Doing a vilks?

To my way of thinking, "Doing a vilks" would involve being extremely drunk, probably bordering on unconsciousness. Now I will admit that many years ago, I drunk gallons of alcohol on a regular basis. However, these days I total tee. Major depression has got me by the balls & to "do a vilks" would probably send me to the darkest of places where I really do not want to go.

"Doing a vilks" would also involve a few relatively minor spelling errors. I think my spelling was reasonably good on Sunday night.

Was I trying to achieve a topbottom? You have GOT to be joking! Who would ever want to achieve a topbottom? It was just that I was in here all alone for about six hours with no company. In that time I'm sure one of the serial topbottomers would have TB'd about 8 or 9 pages.

"Seems to be a lot of randomly posted Ewe-tyoob clips in unrelated threads". What's this about "randomly posted" & "unrelated threads". Just about everything was related. I posted -
Clips of music by three different Strausses on a thread about Strauss
Pictures Of Home on a thread about Picture Puzzles
Little Bit Of Red on a thread about Red
The Whole Of The Moon on a thread about the supermoon
Am I Ever Going to See Your Face Again No Way Get ****** **** off on a thread about Murali
She's Not There on a thread titled Who Is not here
The Supernatural on a thread about Supernatural
A clip about a dog on a thread titled Boig Dog
Paranoid on a thread about Paranoia
Sweet Child Of Mine on a thread about Horrie's Love Child
Weak In The Knees on a thread about Swanee's weak knees
The Bastard from the Bush on a thread about that bastard Cook
Hair on a thread about hair
Little Arrows on a thread about darts
Green Onions on a thread about Onions
Jesus Christ You're Tall on a thread about Jesus Christ
Elvira on a thread about erviria
A religous song (Blessed Assurance) on a thread about Easter
Grace on a thread about Grace
and Charlie George on a thread about football

All related!

you couldn't find the blumpkin thread then

Found the thread but when I checked out the video, I lost interest in forumming. Just played the vid over & over again.

Well Walls, were it many a person but you I may have thrown a few q's around. Fair enough!

Hehehe, noice work Wally. Sad to hear about your black dog battles, and no offence intended in the slightest. Just seemed slightly out of character hence the "has Wally been on the turps?" inference.