Best Qlders not to play Test cricket

Sam Trimble
Ray Reynolds
Jimmy Maher
Trevor Barsby
Cec Thompson
Rex Rogers
Leo O'Connor
Ashley Noffke
Dirk Tazelaar
Eddie Gilbert
Malcolm Francke

Special mention to Joe Dawes because "he is the reason Australia are the best team in the world" (or something like that).

..... and Wade Seccombe.

..... and Aub Carrigan.

What is a Qlder?

I've got no idea.

I forgot that Martin Love had stood in for Marto.

Obviously didn't score enough runs.

Martin Love's great fail was dropping Omari Banks when the Windies were 6-296, chasing a world record 418 in the 4th innings at St. Johns in 02-03. A sitter just above his head. Aus probably would won the game from that point but Shiv and Banks put on 84 to get the Windies to 7-372, then Banks and Drakes knocked off the remaining 46 with ease. Gutted.

No love lost then for .... errrrm, Love.

I have to say, Stuart Law's record speaks for itself.

So few chances to prove himself (despite winning the Shield for Qld), but still a tidy Test average.

So few? One. And he was caught at 1st slip but somehow the umpire said not out - on 0!! Quite fitting that the pr!ck ended up with no average. So that's a tidy test average of 53* divided by zero = black hole, Petey. Which is entirely appropriate. SLaw was a large, deep vagina.

F*ck off. Martin Love scored a ton for you dicks.

Slaw was let off on debut and in the same game ponting was gunned on 96 on debut.

Their respective careers was cricketing karma.

But that is religious nonsense. Stuart didn't even get to sow what he reaped.

Ah, Jimmy Maher .... the ultimate Bulls hitter?

Brass Monkey wrote:F*ck off. Martin Love scored a ton for you dicks.

Martin Love's Test career was like a Big Mac - reasonable things on the outside (62* v England and 100* v Bangers) but complete sh!t in the middle.

JGK wrote:Slaw was let off on debut and in the same game ponting was gunned on 96 on debut.

Their respective careers was cricketing karma.

Sage.

Martin Love was better than Michael Clarke & Roy. Eat that one. Stick a bit of paprika and barbecue sauce on it. Maybe sprinkle 5gs of grated cheddar on it. Then shove it in whole, because you won't like what you're eating but you've got to swallow it, because it's the bonafide truth......................

Some man love for Love there, Dan? Or just trolling?

Hmmm, trolling, but he was underrated. Had the technique to do well in England, IMO, not many flaws. Not spectacular either.

Meh.

Let's face it, Skulls - you're just anti-Banjo.

I'm not sure if that's Banjoist or Banjist, so anti-Banjo it is.

Banjos are for hillbillies.

Eddie Gilbert. That would have been something!

Razor Phillips

A.L.G. Poon

Sam Trimble? So you are including non-natural born billies?

Bradman wrote:Sam Trimble? So you are including non-natural born billies?

well given the dearth of natural talent in queensland, I think whoever put trimble up was being kind...of course his son reverted to chippish qualities of the banana benders