A telephone, an emergency button and two toilet roll holders
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A telephone, an emergency button and two toilet roll holders
What is it posh people get up to in the toilet?
Unaccustomed as I am to high end hotels, I do feel totally perplexed by the bathroom arrangements. Firstly the glass door - for the audience? Then the telephone - now i'm not averse to a bit of texting or reading while on the john - but a telephone call? Methinks you should focus on one thing at a time.
Next is the two toilet roll holders? Do richer people have 2 @rseholes? One for business, one for pleasure? Is that why they need the emergency button - incase their hand gets stuck?
Answers on a postcard please.
Unaccustomed as I am to high end hotels, I do feel totally perplexed by the bathroom arrangements. Firstly the glass door - for the audience? Then the telephone - now i'm not averse to a bit of texting or reading while on the john - but a telephone call? Methinks you should focus on one thing at a time.
Next is the two toilet roll holders? Do richer people have 2 @rseholes? One for business, one for pleasure? Is that why they need the emergency button - incase their hand gets stuck?
Answers on a postcard please.
Re: A telephone, an emergency button and two toilet roll holders
Gary 111 wrote:What is it posh people get up to in the toilet?
Unaccustomed as I am to high end hotels, I do feel totally perplexed by the bathroom arrangements. Firstly the glass door - for the audience? Then the telephone - now i'm not averse to a bit of texting or reading while on the john - but a telephone call?
voice-activated phones are right out
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Re: A telephone, an emergency button and two toilet roll holders
the phone is so you can order pizza as soon as you have made room
I can only imagine the second toilet roll is for the pursuit of happiness
I can only imagine the second toilet roll is for the pursuit of happiness
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