Would we have won a 5th Test?

We all love the odd 5-Tester.

Here's the scenario - 1st-5th September, Headingley.

Anderson is injured.

Trott is back.

The Porcelain Giant is 50/50.

Would we have 06/07'd these weak load of wastrels?

by an innings, 10 wickets, 473 runs and a curry f@rt

Eng 0 - 474 (off 20 overs T Bresnan 273 J Anderson 101)

Ind 10 -0 (A Strauss 5/0 5 batsmen absent injured)

and 10/1 (A Cook 5/0 M Prior 5/1 (1nb....Pietersen as keeper took the ball in front of the stumps) )

Swanny added a Chicken Tikka f@rt to the sprinkler dance which the Poms were performing when presented the Golden Stump

question is would you have won a series at all if there was no 1st test

Yes

Ooh sorry folks - the answer I was looking for was it would've been drawn because there's heavy rain in Yorkshire next week.

Brass Monkey wrote:Ooh sorry folks - the answer I was looking for was it would've been drawn because there's heavy rain in Yorkshire next week.

that's why they only needed 136 balls to finish my test

Oh, I thought your situation was a little far fetched.






Jimmy is injured after all.

he can still bat

Would have picked the draw if it was in Wales.

Yes and No.

MB, Taips - salient points. Have 2 red rockets each.

Spang - WTF? You must elaborate on such an enigmatic answer.

I thought it was very clear what I meant.

You'd have won, but would you have won?

I get you. Sort of a what's the point? It would be like mollywhopping your friend's 7 year old child?

Or sh!tting on a dwarf.

It's absolutely clear what spang means.

India would have been the moral winners.

Heh heh, sh!tting on a dwarf. Good times.

What do you mean would you have won a fifth Test?

As if you won the first four.

Some people, I tell you.

I know. Those idiot Aussies said something similar to me in 2007.

embee wrote:by an innings, 10 wickets, 473 runs and a curry f@rt

Eng 0 - 474 (off 20 overs T Bresnan 273 J Anderson 101)

Ind 10 -0 (A Strauss 5/0 5 batsmen absent injured)

and 10/1 (A Cook 5/0 M Prior 5/1 (1nb....Pietersen as keeper took the ball in front of the stumps) )

Swanny added a Chicken Tikka f@rt to the sprinkler dance which the Poms were performing when presented the Golden Stump

This was my line of thinking upon reading the title of Dan's thread.

And a sixth, a seventh, etc...