The capricorn birthday thread

[taipan]

I seem to be the only one left.

Andrea has gone
Jeff has gone
Chris j has gone

[eowyn]

Awww, Chris creeps in from time to time, I've seen him lingering. Other than that, yep, you're a lonely old goat.

[*Buckaroo*]

this is a sad thread. Close it down

[Fred Nerk]

I'm a Capricorn.

So's Jeff. So much for bloody astrology....

[eowyn]

I'm a Capricorn.

So's Jeff. So much for bloody astrology....

I can see lots of similarites......

[*Buckaroo*]

So now there are two goats.

But always remember the words

threesome is awesome.

[Fred Nerk]

"I can see lots of similarites......"

I'm leaving myself wide open here, but.....?

[taipan]

There was another famous goat, just can't recall his name

[Guest]

I knew a goat once.......

[lardbucket]

I knew a gnu once.......

fixed

[eowyn]

"I can see lots of similarites......"

I'm leaving myself wide open here, but.....?

You don't suffer fools gladly and speak as you find.

Nothing bad there, I won't mention the leather.......

[Fred Nerk]

That mongrel said he wouldn't tell!

Day 1 on C4 I had this massive swear-off with His Jeffship. Can't remember what it was about but it was on for young and old, and we circled around each other for months afterwards without ever resuming hostilities.

[lardbucket]

I remember that ... it was a bit bizarre. Seemed to stem from nothing. 'Hate' at first sight.

[eowyn]

Two goats butting heads.

I didn't mention the gimp mask either, Fred. Wasn't I good?

[Fred Nerk]

I waded in backing up VoR as I recall. Which is a mistake many make but even an idiot only makes once.

[Fred Nerk]

I can see it from his viewpoint now. He didn't have a clue who I was, to him I was this Johnny-come-lately charging in all guns blazing over something that was sod all to do wth him. If somebody pulled that on me tomorrow I'd be pretty ropeable as well.

[lardbucket]

I waded in backing up VoR

That must have been the same day Horrie said 'Steve Waugh is grouse', CCC slated Stewie Law, Mick Sawyer invited John Howard and Warnie over for a barbecue, and RD scored.

[Winkle Spinner]

I'm a capricorn, although what that has to do with anything, I don't know. I may as well try and divine my characteristics and destiny from a slice of old toast.

[lardbucket]

You sound a bit more Des'ree than Divinyl there, WS.

[lardbucket]

>>>

Des'ree toasted for worst pop lyric ...

British singer Des'ree has gained the dubious distinction of being responsible for the worst lyric in pop history.

In a fiercely fought BBC Radio poll in London, she took the prize for: "I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news."

She secured almost 30 per cent of the vote in the listener poll conducted by BBC DJ Marc Riley.

The runner-up prize went to Snap for "I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer."

Third place went to Razorlight for the lyric "And I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was."

Michael Fry, lead singer of ABC, had been hoping to land the prize with his lyric "Can't complain, mustn't grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble."

"I have been waiting for this kind of accolade for years," Fry told BBC Radio before the result dashed his hopes of dubious immortality.

"I would say to anyone writing songs that you shouldn't really put food in song lyrics," he said before finishing in a disappointing fourth place.

"Foodstuffs and rock 'n' roll just don't go together."

Bad lyrics can also just be a case of churning it out.

"Sometimes you reach verse three and the car is running outside so you have got to get the thing finished," Fry said.

"There is an element of that in the conveyor belt star-making machinery of pop."


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Personally I think the bloke in third place was dudded.

[Fred Nerk]

"Personally I think the bloke in third place was dudded."

And we still don't know what his bloody name was!

[lardbucket]

Actually, it could have been another girl. I shouldn't have presumed.

[Fred Nerk]

If we knew the moron's name, we could at least make an informed guess.

[lardbucket]

'Johnny Borrell'

http://www.nme.com/news/razorlight/28162

[Fred Nerk]

Y'know, I'd already practically ruled out 'William Shakespeare' but the sense of anti-climax was still palpable.

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