Re: Warnie will be making a comeback

by G.Wood Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:14

Brass Monkey wrote: Nah... she's most likely 'holes of TGMness'. You just know he's a brown-potter-attempter.

Aye, the mystery delivery

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:15

PeterCS wrote:But he might screw back for the pink?

If she wants to leave herself prone to infection, yes.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:16

G.Wood wrote:
Aye, the mystery delivery

Typical maverick Warney, lob it up there and see what happens

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:17

That was a bit po-faced.

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:18

Brass Monkey wrote:
G.Wood wrote:
Aye, the mystery delivery

Typical maverick Warney, lob it up there and see what happens

He's still straining for more Balls of the Century?

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:21

PeterCS wrote:That was a bit po-faced.

I'm just Warning all the ladies out there about the risks of inserting things that have been up the back chute into their fronty.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:22

PeterCS wrote:
He's still straining for more Balls of the Century?

I expect he's probably only got raisins left

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:28

Brass Monkey wrote:
PeterCS wrote:That was a bit po-faced.

I'm just Warning all the ladies out there about the risks of inserting things that have been up the back chute into their fronty.

I think the vast majority of putative ladies on FB might have some inkling of that already.

There's a vast difference where the seed goes. Or even the dildoes.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:31

Well, you'd be surprised Pierre....

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:49

Cricket followers are a select bunch. Very claaaaaaasehh.

Even one or two of the men.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:50

The classy are probably the worst of the lot.

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:56

That's a bit of a cliche' though ...

The Marianne Faithfulls are only the degenerate rich falloffs in freefall.

Besides, I wasn't talking economic (class). I was talking self-aware, educated if you prefer. The smart betteraaaaavs who understand and/or play(ed) cricket.

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 22:59

Oh come on, Pedro, this is Century 21. The wives and girlfriends are WAGs nowadays. 'Hello'. 'OK'. Err... 'Woman's Own'.

by PeterCS Thu 03 Nov 2011, 23:01

It doesn't mean they lack common sense or knowledge.

Don't despair of your fellow-humans altogether, for Pete's sake. I know you've been on here for some time, but ....

by Brass Monkey Thu 03 Nov 2011, 23:04

They should be shown reading Oscar Wilde or helping NASA with some sums or summat, then, shouldn't they?

by embee Fri 04 Nov 2011, 05:14

Hogggggggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to play for the Perth Pensioners

by PeterCS Fri 04 Nov 2011, 12:23

Oh joy.

Does he get to use his zimmer frame as a bat?

by Brass Monkey Fri 04 Nov 2011, 12:27

No, but he has a licence to twat.

by eowyn Sat 05 Nov 2011, 20:05

I know about about back entry risks and I wouldn't let TGM up there. Nuff sed?

by Yorkie Jill Sat 05 Nov 2011, 20:35

I actually just shivered with distaste at the thought. Twice.

by G.Wood Mon 07 Nov 2011, 21:04

Warnie spent yesterday in his pool with Liz and Sarah Jessica horseface Parker. Then went and played a lazy 18 with Tiger.

He's going so well I wouldn't be surprised if he convinced Liz and horseface to pash