Is Mohammed Sami the Pakistani Boeta Dippenaar?

The similarities are uncanny:

Both are completely rubbish cricketers who keep getting picked because they are clearly talented lap-dancers in the presence of selectors;

Both look like pre-op trannies in between visits to Thailand.

Or is it that selectors are easily swayed by a talented tranny? Bit of an odd fetish there, it's not like it's something tasteful and classy like spanking.

Sami is now averaging exactly 52 in test cricket.

52.05 now. He's on a roll.

How many wickets does he have?

He's apparently the only player in Test history to take 50 wickets at over 50.

JGK wrote:How many wickets does he have?

79 wickets in 33 tests. Whats the record taking most no. of tests for getting 100 test wickets?

I don't think he'll break that. I'm sure that's held by some part-timer like Carl Hooper or Ashley Giles who did it in 70 Tests or so.

bliksem wrote:I don't think he'll break that. I'm sure that's held by some part-timer like Carl Hooper or Ashley Giles who did it in 70 Tests or so.

Does Jaya have 100? Or the little bastard?

Jaya finished on 98 I think.

What's ironic is that Sami is probably a better bat than Dippenaar and Dippenaar the better bowler.

Come on, that's a bit harsh on Boeta.

bliksem wrote:I don't think he'll break that. I'm sure that's held by some part-timer like Carl Hooper or Ashley Giles who did it in 70 Tests or so.

Hooper did it at a comparable average ...