Congrats to Daniel Vettori

He just got a new car. And two free burgers from Burger King.

Racist pig. You only said that because he's a snoozer.

Aye, well it's true. He went to Burger King in his new car, they liked it so much they gave him two free burgers. Not just any burgers either: double Angus Steakhouse burgers. Wouldn't give him the full meals though, he had to pay for his chips and Fanta.

You'll be getting us starting a Congrats to Daniel G-Mang thread next.

I don't need one. My toes are warm. I've had a decent night's sleep. I don't know who died yesterday. I don't know whose birthday it is today. I'm all good.

But do you know anything about beards?

I know that they cover portions of one's face, dependant on how the razor is wielded.

Its a wise man who knows his own son.

taipan wrote:Racist pig. You only said that because he's a snoozer.

And half Italian. Would he have spoken of Vettori's fast food habits if there weren't subconscious pizza-pasta shadows lurking in his mind?

mynah wrote:

taipan wrote:Racist pig. You only said that because he's a snoozer.

And half Italian. Would he have spoken of Vettori's fast food habits if there weren't subconscious pizza-pasta shadows lurking in his mind?

Danielo?

Burgers is Yank. Or German. I'm actually being racist saying all Europeans are the same.

See one, you've seen em all.

Brass Monkey wrote:Aye, well it's true. He went to Burger King in his new car, they liked it so much they gave him two free burgers. Not just any burgers either: double Angus Steakhouse burgers. Wouldn't give him the full meals though, he had to pay for his chips and Fanta.

Burger King don't sell Fanta.

JGK wrote:
Burger King don't sell Fanta.

Maybe not in Aus, you foreign oik.

I haven't been in a Burger King since 1993.

True fact.

see your 1993 and raise you a 1959

I didn't visit a Burger King in 1959 either.

I thought this was a c*ck-waving contest over duration of BK resistance, not just the resistance of BK at specific points in time

Dello wrote:I haven't been in a Burger King since 1993.

True fact.

Absolutely smashed it on 28th December, felt dread the next day and 'fancied' my first Burger King in about three years. Must say, it tasted much better than I remembered.

I think the lardman shades me by a few months but I too have never been in a BK.

I think I might win this one.

Unless horrie trumps me.

Cor, thinking about it it was f*cking lovely... those lovely chargrilled patties.. the bacon... the sauce... oh Jesus! Jesus! Had a f*ckDonalds for the first time in years the other month... I'm becoming everything I ever hated!

Don't tell me your saliva glands actually worked when chomping into Macca's cardboard, Dan????

skully wrote:Don't tell me your saliva glands actually worked when chomping into Macca's cardboard, Dan????

Well, the scenario was that I went out with my Canadian mate who's veggie... we got proper steamed, unbelievably so... when he gets like that, he craves a McD's. For once, I was so steamed that I didn't chide him and told him I'd join in. So we get in there at around 2am and I proceeded to smash four double cheeseburgers. But no, my saliva glands hate McD's.... Burger King's a different animal - as I say, that chargrill thing they've got going on is pretty sexual. But, I don't 'agree' with these places (hence my mighty layoff from them) and probably won't have one for another good long time.

So you ate 4 double-cheese burgers each after spending hours bonding in the sauna???

Damn, man. That's the equivalent of consuming 4 full rolls of Cling Wrap each and expecting not to be in excruciating pain as you try to sleep that night.