Pakistan v England, 4th ODI, Dubai, 21 February, 2012

Dirty and BressyLad have come back well. I'm reverse-Trevving my way through the entire team.

Finn is gash isn't he?

Aye, as fruitless as a wombat. SACK. FINN. NOW.

Well, this is a much weaker attack than the previous matches, Shoaib Malik's 19 not out.

Surely that should be 'fruitless as a fruitless wombat'? Some wombats are pretty fruity, you know.

Have you never heard of 'the fruit of her wombat'?

What about the males?

Strong attack this. Malik gone.

PeterCS wrote:Surely that should be 'fruitless as a fruitless wombat'? Some wombats are pretty fruity, you know.

Have you never heard of 'the fruit of her wombat'?

In my experience (a pretty f*cking extensive one) wombats aren't big fans of fruit, they're fans of grasses, herbs, bark and vegemite.

Knocked off early. Watching game over a beer.

WTF is Briggs? Where is Tom Riddle?

taipan wrote:WTF is Briggs? Where is Tom Riddle?

Briggs is a 'spinner' in the Daniel Vettori mode. Lofts it up, but in essence doesn't get much purchase off the wicket. But you shouldn't think of him as 'Briggs'. You must think of him as 'Ohhhhhh DANNY Briggs', as most pundits and total arseclown dribbling fans think he's worthy of all sorts of plaudits, England berths, company cars, free massage wanks and all the Skittles he can eat.

Oh, actually don't bother thinking of him at all. I just remembered that Trev thought he should be England's second spinner in front of Monty just a month back, so no doubt he'll be a destitute wastrel sucking cock for rock within three years.

Pull your nose out of Dirtbag's arse Nass. He's been shit for a long time.

Right on cue, Dernbach gets a wicket.

So he's been cursed.

Bloody blessed as it turns out.
two wickets for Dernbach in the over and four in the match.

How did Pakistan get bowled out?

Nass has been shit for some time now.

There was a time Nass wasn't shit?

Before he learnt to speak.

Well, Dirty, done.

taipan wrote:Before he learnt to speak.

Maketh sense.

What're you both saying? That Nasser Hussain is a f*cking legend? I agree.

Something along those lines. A farking legend indeed, at brown nosing Dernbach.

I hope that show a semblance of bollocks and promote Buttler to 4 or at lowest 5

The Chef misses out on England ODI record of 5 consecutive 50s held by Boycott, Gooch, Stewart and Trott.

Dernbach's 4-45 BB in ODIs beating his 3-30 v. Ireland at Dublin in August last year.

I'm glad, really. I would like others to have the opportunity to bat.

Powerplay wasters.