Re: Active posters

by tricycle Fri 24 Feb 2012, 09:59

Brass Monkey wrote:No, those chess bishops are the butt-plugs of their choice whilst they're mercilessly raping the children then popping off for a quick sermon.

I'll abstain from further comment, I'm a bit of a softcock when it comes to religion. In fact, I am a softcock.

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:13

tricycle wrote:I'm a bit of a softcock when it comes to religion.

Doesn't sound like you'd make a good bishop. The Pope wouldn't like you much.

by tricycle Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23

Well, the only sermons I can give are multi tuned farts, so plugging them would basically crush my value.

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32

There's hope for you after all... now let us bow our heads and pray.

by tricycle Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:40

Brass Monkey wrote:There's hope for you after all... now let us bow our heads and ~~pray~~ prey.

Well that's surely good.

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:51

Well, yeah, it turns out we could be stable mates in Heaven.

by tricycle Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:00

That would be a treat for sore eyes.

by taipan Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:21

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, yeah, it turns out we could be stable mates in Heaven.

You would need a groom.

by Brass Monkey Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49

It's not allowed. Oh, I get you, am I right in thinking gayness is OK with God as long as it's with children?

by Merlin Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:29

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, yeah, it turns out we could be stable mates in Heaven.

Neigh neigh ..... a Hellish thought .... God forbid ...and all that!

by lardbucket Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:45

nudge nudge, wink wink, say nae mare

by PeterCS Sat 25 Feb 2012, 01:52

Behold a blind horse.

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