Hey Aussie Bailers! Meet your relatives....

Victorian mugshots from 1880's and 1890's.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159085/Fascinating-records-67-000-19th-century-criminals-published-online-time.html

Is this you Horrie?


Got to feel a bit sorry for Sarah Westwood, jailed for five years for crimes nicking a bottle of sherry, six imperial bottles of stout and a pound of biscuits! Cripes, they would've sentenced stanford to 465 years back then.

Transportation ceased in 1868 ...the photos are pomgolian rellies

embee wrote:Transportation ceased in 1868 ...the photos are pomgolian rellies

Exactly what I was thinking.

Mind you when I worked in London for a year I was invariably referred to as a convict or a colonial!

Red wrote:

embee wrote:Transportation ceased in 1868 ...the photos are pomgolian rellies

Exactly what I was thinking.

Mind you when I worked in London for a year I was invariably referred to as a convict or a colonial!

Both terms are correct.

hehehe JKL...Mr Parsons has too much hair...is too youthful and handsome compared to my looks over a century ago in the late Victorian era...I'd say you should see me now but you prolly should not.

besides jkl I identify more with Rome than the current atoll on steroids where I currently reside

...amd to amuse you guys I heard some English tout on the wireless this morning raving on about Black Caviar and pondering whether ER will pay her a visit at the Ascot stables...the same tout's brother trains ER's nags...the tout claims that in ER downtime she likes nothing better thatn perusing the form guide

horace wrote:...amd to amuse you guys I heard some English tout on the wireless this morning raving on about Black Caviar and pondering whether ER will pay her a visit at the Ascot stables...the same tout's brother trains ER's nags...the tout claims that in ER downtime she likes nothing better thatn perusing the form guide

They said the same thing during the jubilee celebrations. She supposedly knows the bloodline books backwards.

taipan wrote:

horace wrote:...amd to amuse you guys I heard some English tout on the wireless this morning raving on about Black Caviar and pondering whether ER will pay her a visit at the Ascot stables...the same tout's brother trains ER's nags...the tout claims that in ER downtime she likes nothing better thatn perusing the form guide

They said the same thing during the jubilee celebrations. She supposedly knows the bloodline books backwards.

that and the bloodlines of other euro royal families

Red wrote:

embee wrote:Transportation ceased in 1868 ...the photos are pomgolian rellies

Exactly what I was thinking.

Mind you when I worked in London for a year I was invariably referred to as a convict or a colonial!

Think you might have misheard it for another C word?

embee wrote:Transportation ceased in 1868 ...the photos are pomgolian rellies

that's it, ruin the gag why don't you, you humourless barstewards!

She buys the Studbook every year. She should know what stallions have f*cked which dams.

Brass Monkey wrote:She buys the Studbook every year. She should know what stallions have f*cked which dams.

Well, that's the entire Britsh aristocracy taken care of - but what about the horses?

Basil wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:She buys the Studbook every year. She should know what stallions have f*cked which dams.

Well, that's the entire Britsh aristocracy taken care of - but what about the horses?

Leave Camilla out of this.

JKLever wrote:Victorian mugshots from 1880's and 1890's.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159085/Fascinating-records-67-000-19th-century-criminals-published-online-time.html

Is this you Horrie?


Got to feel a bit sorry for Sarah Westwood, jailed for five years for crimes nicking a bottle of sherry, six imperial bottles of stout and a pound of biscuits! Cripes, they would've sentenced stanford to 465 years back then.

... looks a bit like Flintoff!

lardbucket wrote:

JKLever wrote:Victorian mugshots from 1880's and 1890's.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159085/Fascinating-records-67-000-19th-century-criminals-published-online-time.html

Is this you Horrie?


Got to feel a bit sorry for Sarah Westwood, jailed for five years for crimes nicking a bottle of sherry, six imperial bottles of stout and a pound of biscuits! Cripes, they would've sentenced stanford to 465 years back then.

... looks a bit like Flintoff!

Yeah reet. It actually looks quite a lot like David Lloyd.

perhaps he flippin' murdered 'em

He looks more of a sex criminal.

He's keeping his hands where they can be seen. Or protesting 'who, me?'

What you can't see is that he's got a dick in a donkey.

That accounts for his facial expression. Vinegar strokes, or wind?

Banana up his arse...

In his defence he'd never seen one before so didn't know what to do with it.

Looks like one of Ian Healys relatives to me... just look at the squintiness of those eyes

Wouldn't you be squinting if you had your schlong balls deep in a donkey and a banana thrust up your anal cavity?

Brass Monkey wrote:Wouldn't you be squinting if you had your schlong balls deep in a donkey and a banana thrust up your anal cavity?

You are making apologies for Ian Healy?