Month of Chiv Augustus

Will this be the month that Chiv Gus achieves his no-fap target?

Not if he reads the Zara Phillips Appreciation thread.

Meh...

I agree skulls. Look at those hips. Hardly what I'd call boyish enough.

I knew someone would say it. Well played, sir.

The horse-like head is a bit meh-ish.

Bit of a nose, bit of a teeth... the worst thing about her is that she married Mike Tindall. I'd ruin her though. Royally.

Oh yeah, no question she is ruinable, but IMHO not something that would assist my fappage.

Meh. Fappage. I'm not saying I've gone all like Chiv Gus but once a person has watched everything there is, including nugget porn, what's left? A danger wank outside the police station? Filming yourself wanking on the train?

My imagination left me a long time ago. Alls I've got is cynical realism and that ent good for fappage.

speaking of fappage assistance, I stumbled across The Beat of London late one night

Lauren Whitmore - I'd pay good money to watch Dan and Jontyh ruin her

G.Wood wrote:speaking of fappage assistance, I stumbled across The Beat of London late one night

Lauren Whitmore - I'd pay good money to watch Dan and Jontyh ruin her

Never heard of the film or actress, but most likely she'd be on the list.

But threesies probs aren't my cup'o'cha...

For one, I couldn't do pipe-near-pipe action. It'd most likely give me the flop.

And if I was 3's up with two birds I'd have to get me some t0nk pills because I'd shoot my bits in seconds.

1. I didn't say it had to be done concurrently
2. My fantasies are not for your enjoyment
3. I'm paying, you'll do whatever I damn well please

I've got to be comfortable, man, or else I've just going to be bending it in. I'm not a machine. I've got to be committed to the moment. I may take my services elsewhere. Maybe to skully. OK, the pay's worse, but I've not got such heavy direction being forced upon me......

Jontyh is involved

Heavy direction won't be the only thing forced upon you

Jonty's already done the thumb in the arse thing. I've douched. I'm prepared.

is the month of ...

"I am gonna throw myself against the wall
because I'd rather feel something
than nothing at all" .....Warren Zevon rip

This thread took a rather disturbing turn.

skully wrote:This thread took a rather disturbing turn.

It's bails and you put Chiv Augustus in the thread title.

It would have been more disturbing of it didn't take that turn

Furry muff.

Nowt disturbing about a danger wank outside the rozzer's yard.

It's my birthday soon. and I am almost old enough to fart in public without saying 'excuse me'. Wooooooot.

You're knocking on, lady. Knocking right on....

How ungallant!

Aye, a typo - but I'm surprised that you just ignored the whole 'fish of the month' thing.

I like fish no 12. Good sex face.