KP Hitched!!

here

They've been together a while, haven't they?
Why go and spoil things!

Since when has Darren Gough been Pietersen's best man?

Obviously he didn't carry many friends over from his time at Notts but I thought Warnie was his "best friend".

I suspect Pietersen doesn't actually have friends - just various minor celebs who'll slap on the fake tan at a moment's notice and make a decent photo for the gutter magazines.

Gough was his first ever room-mate with England. It's how he got that ****** hair-style and the three lions tattoo, so maybe that explains it.

Woohoo!

Dello wrote:Since when has Darren Gough been Pietersen's best man?

Obviously he didn't carry many friends over from his time at Notts but I thought Warnie was his "best friend".

I suspect Pietersen doesn't actually have friends - just various minor celebs who'll slap on the fake tan at a moment's notice and make a decent photo for the gutter magazines.

I don't think his has many friends in the UK either.
Maybe Mrs Pietersen has banned Warne. Who knows where Warne could lead KP to?

Apparently Gough wasn't his first choice as best man.

Graeme Smith was unavailable.

Henry wrote:Graeme Smith was unavailable.

Hardly.

"I've jest git to hev a bet, Kay Pes, but oil be beck in less then a menet. Count me in."

He could of asked Graeme Smith to be bridesmaid

He could HAVE!

Is 'have -> of' normally a slip or deliberately done to match the phonetics in certain accents?

It's just plain ignorance.

Dello wrote:

Henry wrote:Graeme Smith was unavailable.

Hardly.

"I've jest git to hev a bet, Kay Pes, but oil be beck in less then a menet. Count me in."

He said Graeme Smith, not Michael Papps.

I thought it was Dick Van Dyke.

Little known showbiz trivia, Dick Van Dyke's real name... Richard Truck-Lesbian.

KP and Captain dumbnut aren't on the best of terms. Apparently the latter is jealous of KP's success.

Zat wrote:Little known showbiz trivia, Dick Van Dyke's real name... Richard Truck-Lesbian.

Laughing!
If I said I actually believed that for a moment........

Zat wrote:Little known showbiz trivia, Dick Van Dyke's real name... Richard Truck-Lesbian.

Now you're just making things up.

Another little known fact is that the Moon is made of Cheese!

lardbucket wrote:

Zat wrote:Little known showbiz trivia, Dick Van Dyke's real name... Richard Truck-Lesbian.

Now you're just making things up.

Of course he is, there's no hyphen!

Like Randy Van Warmer then?

Exactly!