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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:00

How do you fancy a 30 min session with Warne?

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:14

Demelza wrote:How do you fancy a 30 min session with Warne?

You taking orders? I''ve got a list Cool
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:16

Really?

I don't get that at all!

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:21

Demelza wrote:Really?

I don't get that at all!

If you have the ability to arrange a "session" with the grub for Hilda then I have a list a people with certain skills or attributes that I'd like to spend some time with.
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:24

Sorry!
I thought you meant you had a list of women who would like to spend time with Warney.

So, who is top of your list then?

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:26

Demelza wrote:Sorry!
I thought you meant you had a list of women who would like to spend time with Warney.

So, who is top of your list then?

Showing my age but.................... Elle McPherson
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:33

She's lovely.
Very tall at 6'
Did you see her in a Friends episode?

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:35

Demelza wrote:She's lovely.
Very tall at 6'
Did you see her in a Friends episode?

No - what did I miss?
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:41

Lots of bending and stretching as far as I can remember!
Played the part of a dancer.

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:46

Demelza wrote:Lots of bending and stretching as far as I can remember!
Played the part of a dancer.

hmmmmmmmm - Elle & Jennifer Aniston - I may have had a stroke, er......... brain meltdown
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:48

Take care then, if it comes on.
There's no health warning!

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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:50

Demelza wrote:Take care then, if it comes on.
There's no health warning!

Cool - I'm too lazy to put the link in but if you got 30 seconds go to You Tube and have a look at her TAB Cola commercial from the early 80's.
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:53

Well, she was born in 1963, according to Wikipedia, so I'd prefer to see what she looks like now.

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Post by tac Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:53

Especially with pie all over her face . . .
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:56

Here's the advert, you lazy sod...........


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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:56

tac wrote:Especially with pie all over her face . . .
Meringue

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Post by tac Wed 02 Jan 2008, 01:57

Sure, I'd love to dance . . .
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 02:00

Jeez, I sat through a whole film yesterday with Richard Gere learning to ballroom dance.

Hang on.
Was that just a very bad dream I had?

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Post by tac Wed 02 Jan 2008, 02:03

The same crap film/dream was on here . . . spooky!
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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 02 Jan 2008, 02:08

Demelza wrote:Here's the advert, you lazy sod...........


Every male, and perhaps some other members of the forum are in your eternal debt D. Pity about the definition.
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Post by Guest Wed 02 Jan 2008, 02:10

tac wrote:The same crap film/dream was on here . . . spooky!
J-Lo really does have a big arse, doesn't she?!

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Post by Hilda Thu 03 Jan 2008, 17:36

Demelza - a 30 minute session will not be enough. Remember I am getting on in years and it might take some time to warm up. About 4 - 6 hours should do it though. bounce
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