England v Australia, 3rd Test, Old Trafford, 1-5 August, 2013

I don't think even Broad would have reviewed that.

I always think catches like that should be c Trott (via Prior)

Have I mentioned Warner is a qunt?

Warner- I didn't hit that
Clarke- Yes you did
Warner- I'll hit you
Clarke- OK, review it.

So for T4 fark Warner off and bring Moo back.

Twat
Buck
Uzzy
Moo
Pup
SF
Haddit

Henry wrote:Warner- I didn't hit that
Clarke- Yes you did
Warner- I'll hit you
Clarke- OK, review it.

 

Dropped??

Yup, Porsche has spilled Haddit.

Yeah - the body language did look a bit over the top, Warner the runt puffing out his chest and eyeballing his captain's Adams apple.....there might be an interesting conversation over lunch, are there any tennis courts handy?

Prior drops Haddin.

He's had a shocking series so far. 2007-ish.

Henry wrote:Warner- I didn't hit that
Clarke- Yes you did
Warner- I'll hit you
Clarke- OK, review it.

Nephew told him that he missed again.

Henry wrote:Prior drops Haddin.

He's had a shocking series so far. 2007-ish.

But I'm expecting him to explode with the bat.

skully wrote:

Henry wrote:Prior drops Haddin.

He's had a shocking series so far. 2007-ish.

But I'm expecting him to explode with the bat.

Bring back Chris Read....

Haddit seems to have free rein to unload.

I suppose quick runs are essential. A loss is as good as a draw - Ashes gone, so Pup has maybe said "let's launch, get to 450 ASAP and see if we can bowl England out for 250. Can't see it but.

Beefy- "That knee injury that Simon Jones suffered at Brisbane ended his career, really. He had a few tries after that, but wasn't very successful."

Erm....

There seem to be too many easy singles for two batsmen intent on assault and battery - Cook's field settings are Pontingesque at times

Beefy talks a lot of shit, but it's entertaining shit.  

Brilliant!

Gem running David Warner's socks ad. Fantastic timing!

25 overs so far this session. Er, that's a bit shit.

Henry wrote:Brilliant!

Gem running David Warner's socks ad. Fantastic timing!

Aye, I saw it earlier. Pretty ordinary stuff.  

skully wrote:25 overs so far this session. Er, that's a bit shit.

Cook and England have been driving towards draw City since they lost the toss at 10.30 yesterday.

See Dave Warner donating his brains to pitch maintenance.....

I reckon Clarke will declare an hour after lunch with 450 on the board.

2-89. I give that session to England.

It feels like an England session - Clarke tried a lot and actually achieved quite a bit less, threw a lot of willow in risky ways for not a lot of runs.

We need Clarke to bat through and we need the tail to wag. Two things that almost never happen at the same time.