Re: England v Australia, 4th Test, Chester-Le-Street, 9-13 August, 2013

by skully Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:25

lardbucket wrote:Replace ... Warner with an inanimate carbon rod, ...

England v Australia, 4th Test, Chester-Le-Street, 9-13 August, 2013 - Page 20 Carbon-rod

by baggygreen Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:26

lardbucket wrote:Warner and especially Khawaja need a rest.

Replace Khawaja with Agar, and Warner with an inanimate carbon rod, or Starc/Faulkner.

3 Batsman and 3 All rounders - that would be scary.

by skully Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:26

baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:It like these batsman watched England bat yesterday, then went to bed last night and FORGOT EVERYTHING THEY FARKING SAW.
waboy?
I don't know who the fark you're talking about.

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I only heard of this place from another (recent-ish) poster. I have no idea how I can can be this other dude

All you Wozzies look the same to us. Wink

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:32

baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Warner and especially Khawaja need a rest.

Replace Khawaja with Agar, and Warner with an inanimate carbon rod, or Starc/Faulkner.
3 Batsman and 3 All rounders - that would be scary.

Agar and Starc are better batsmen than Warner and Khawaja.

by baggygreen Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:37

skully wrote:
baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:It like these batsman watched England bat yesterday, then went to bed last night and FORGOT EVERYTHING THEY FARKING SAW.
waboy?
I don't know who the fark you're talking about.

My intro here: http://www.flamingbails.com/t13145-welcome

I only heard of this place from another (recent-ish) poster. I have no idea how I can can be this other dude
All you Wozzies look the same to us.

Yeah you're the other that's mentioned it recently too.

by beamer Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:39

lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Warner and especially Khawaja need a rest.

Replace Khawaja with Agar, and Warner with an inanimate carbon rod, or Starc/Faulkner.
3 Batsman and 3 All rounders - that would be scary.
Agar and Starc are better batsmen than Warner and Khawaja.

You must have better batsmen in your state cricket than those picked as specialist bowlers for the Test squad though...

It's one thing getting runs at 8 and below when there's little pressure, put any of these more than competent tailenders into the top six and expect them to make big scores and I expect they would be found wanting.

by skully Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:39

baggygreen wrote:
skully wrote:
baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:It like these batsman watched England bat yesterday, then went to bed last night and FORGOT EVERYTHING THEY FARKING SAW.
waboy?
I don't know who the fark you're talking about.

My intro here: http://www.flamingbails.com/t13145-welcome

I only heard of this place from another (recent-ish) poster. I have no idea how I can can be this other dude
All you Wozzies look the same to us.
Yeah you're the other that's mentioned it recently too.

Your style, language and fiestiness is reminiscent of one or two former posters. Very Happy

by baggygreen Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:43

Phurt, I'm reserved and well-mannered.

by skully Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:47

Ugh, Smith plays at a leave alone ball and on his way. [sigh].

Bed time I reckon.

by baggygreen Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:47

Christ, even the bionic arm is getting in on the action.

Hopelessness knows no bounds

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:48

beamer wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Warner and especially Khawaja need a rest.

Replace Khawaja with Agar, and Warner with an inanimate carbon rod, or Starc/Faulkner.
3 Batsman and 3 All rounders - that would be scary.
Agar and Starc are better batsmen than Warner and Khawaja.
You must have better batsmen in your state cricket than those picked as specialist bowlers for the Test squad though.

Of course we do, but they're not eligible for selection.

I repeat ... Warner and Khawaja are less likely to score runs in the fifth test than either Agar or Starc.

by Blackadder Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:50

150 would be a bonus from here, going to revise my previous guess on the Aus first innings to 135.

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:51

Missed that by miles and there was still a massive appeal.

by embee Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:53

skully wrote:
baggygreen wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
baggygreen wrote:It like these batsman watched England bat yesterday, then went to bed last night and FORGOT EVERYTHING THEY FARKING SAW.
waboy?
I don't know who the fark you're talking about.

My intro here: http://www.flamingbails.com/t13145-welcome

I only heard of this place from another (recent-ish) poster. I have no idea how I can can be this other dude
All you Wozzies look the same to us.

SGDT

by beamer Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:54

lardbucket wrote:Missed that by miles and there was still a massive appeal.

Appeal was based on the noise, I presume... at least we didn't waste a review!

by skully Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:56

Twat more than overdue for a score, but I'm not holding my breath.

by Blackadder Sat 10 Aug 2013, 13:59

skully wrote:Twat more than overdue for a score, but I'm not holding my breath.

Only scoring he does is in the Bedroom.

by baggygreen Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:00

skully wrote:Twat more than overdue for a score, but I'm not holding my breath.

If you could hold Twatto's, that might help us in the last test...

Hang on, this isn't the 1st test repeated is it?

by embee Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:02

Well done Chef ...That would have been most embarrassing review ever

by Blackadder Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:03

embee wrote:Well done Chef ...That would have been most embarrassing review ever

Bugger..would have been the perfect way to see the second review go. Laughing

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:05

JGK wrote:
horace wrote:,,,and yes S it was a good over from Tweetie...Jimmeh tho was licking his lips...predict a Michelle from him and that we will not make 100...poor Mr K in the outer at Durham...you will cop a hammering from the pomgolian supprters
I think I was just on tv again.

Which one today - The Construction Worker or The Indian?

by JGK Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:05

Aussies should be appealing for the light here. It's very dark.

by JGK Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:06

lardbucket wrote:
JGK wrote:
horace wrote:,,,and yes S it was a good over from Tweetie...Jimmeh tho was licking his lips...predict a Michelle from him and that we will not make 100...poor Mr K in the outer at Durham...you will cop a hammering from the pomgolian supprters
I think I was just on tv again.
Which one today - The Construction Worker or The Indian?

Smurfette.

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:07

dropped

by lardbucket Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:08

That ball is certainly hooping around.

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