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Post by skully Mon 18 Nov 2013, 20:56

Would you believe today is....






World Toilet Day
Tuesday 19 November is World Toilet Day. It may sound a bit silly but toilets can change everything.

Did you know?
• 2.5 billion people do not have a safe, clean and private toilet.
• Around 700,000 children die every year from diarrhoea caused by unsafe water and poor sanitation .
• Toilets have added 20 years to the human life expectancy over the past two centuries.
• Every dollar invested in sanitation yields a return of five dollars.











I shit you not.
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Post by JGK Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:01

Appropriate that this is the first thread I opened today given where I am posting from.

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Post by skully Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:03

On your iPad on the shitter?? Shocked 
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Post by JGK Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:14

skully wrote:On your iPad on the shitter?? Shocked 
cheers 

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Post by skully Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:44

I predict the western human population will be wiped out by bacteria spread via touch pad phones and tablets.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:59

Skulls never misses the chance to lay waste the new-fangled paraphernalia.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:00

JGK wrote:
skully wrote:On your iPad on the shitter?? Shocked 
cheers 
Obviously a classic motion passed.
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Post by JGK Mon 18 Nov 2013, 23:00

This place is turning into a dump.

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Post by Bradman Tue 19 Nov 2013, 00:25

Having dumped in a few third world dumps I can say all you have to do is take reasonable precautions.

Wear a HAZMAT suit, and wash down as if just exposed to cobalt radiation. Either that or make like a bear.
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Post by JGK Tue 19 Nov 2013, 00:49

I'm intrigued by Option Number Two.

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Post by Bradman Tue 19 Nov 2013, 00:59

JGK wrote:I'm intrigued by Option Number Two.
What's a bear do? Option two also carries the rider: carry an assault rifle.
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Post by taipan Tue 19 Nov 2013, 03:09

JGK wrote:Appropriate that this is the first thread I opened today given where I am posting from.
Strangely enough....
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Post by JGK Tue 19 Nov 2013, 03:10

We might need to rename the device "Ipood".

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Post by skully Tue 19 Nov 2013, 05:25

Can you wipe with an iPad?

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Post by taipan Tue 19 Nov 2013, 05:36

It's easier than with a laptop.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 19 Nov 2013, 09:49

Not to mention a mainframe.
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Post by skully Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:38

The RAM and hard drive might be a bit painful. More so than British Rail bog paper.
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Post by JGK Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:06

Morning all....

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Post by skully Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:24

Don't forget to wash your hands. Cool 
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Post by PeterCS Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:32

And don't let your device slip out of your hands.
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Post by G.Wood Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:01

I'm confused. If you've taken an internet device thingy to the toilet why would you be looking at a cricket forum and not Cans R Us
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Post by horace Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:06

or in RD's case "thimbles are us"
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Post by PeterCS Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:13

One download too far.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:53

G.Wood wrote:I'm confused.  If you've taken an internet device thingy to the toilet why would you be looking at a cricket forum and not Cans R Us
Are you saying you sherk?
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Post by skully Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11

Faps R Us?
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