Zimbabwe v South Africa, 3 x ODIs, Bulawayo, 17-21 August, 2014

Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

It's an epidemic:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/zimbabwe/content/current/story/773145.html

And not a Gould in sight.

This bloke has played 156 ODIs since 2004 and this is the first time he's been reported. Has he suddenly changed his action?

They're being culled. Nearly 20 years too late for the strong stance, but hey, at least it made Sri Lanka competitive years before they would otherwise have been.

Muralitharan was a disgrace; if he'd been stopped when Hair first called him, or even before that (when whispers were rife) we wouldn't have the bullshit 'bowlers' we do now.

lardbucket wrote:They're being culled. Nearly 20 years too late for the strong stance, but hey, at least it made Sri Lanka competitive years before they would otherwise have been.

Muralitharan was a disgrace; if he'd been stopped when Hair first called him, or even before that (when whispers were rife) we wouldn't have the bullshit 'bowlers' we do now.

Amen

Yeah, I remember Utseya being kinky, but he was totally off my radar. F*cking good times, though. Seeing all these cheats get their dues.

Prosper never cheats

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

Any tips on Zim v Aus?

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

Any tips on Zim v Aus?

Yes. Most of the Australian side to act like a big bag of dicks.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

Any tips on Zim v Aus?

Yes. Most of the Australian side to act like a big bag of dicks.

I need something with good odds to recoup my losses on Zim/SA. Odds on won't do it for me.

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

Any tips on Zim v Aus?

Yes. Most of the Australian side to act like a big bag of dicks.

I need something with good odds to recoup my losses on Zim/SA. Odds on won't do it for me.

Can you bet using Australian odds? If so, stick a monkey on Phil Hughes to top score.

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, really, it's detracting from the fact that I picked this result and no-one else could even comprehend it.

Any tips on Zim v Aus?

Yes. Most of the Australian side to act like a big bag of dicks.

I need something with good odds to recoup my losses on Zim/SA. Odds on won't do it for me.

Can you bet using Australian odds? If so, stick a monkey on Phil Hughes to top score.

All out of monkeys, do they accept pigs?

taipan wrote:
All out of monkeys, do they accept pigs?

They accept roosters. Can you bet on post-match interviews? If so, stick a rooster on the MoM's first two words not being 'aww, look'. It could happen. Could

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:
All out of monkeys, do they accept pigs?

They accept roosters. Can you bet on post-match interviews? If so, stick a rooster on the MoM's first two words not being 'aww, look'. It could happen. Could

Worried about that, could be a cock up. Have two koalas.

Aww look, Taips. Put a koala and a zebu on David Warner not making at twat out of himself.