South Africa v New Zealand, 2xT20s + 3xODIs, 14-26 August, 2015

Bahhhhhhhh.

Bumpity

Why no Tests? What the f*ck is this?

Don't quite know where this series comes from. Firstly it is totally out of season. Secondly SA is off on a 73 day tour of India shortly.

Wankstains.

Puts the M into Jamodi.

taipan wrote:Don't quite know where this series comes from. Firstly it is totally out of season. Secondly SA is off on a 73 day tour of India shortly.

Make sure there's plenty of baked beans and boerewors packed!

Well, one non event down.

When did SAf become so shit at the short form? Is ABdV a one man team - when he fails, they're farked?

Still, at least it's not Test matches.

Brendan McCullum is conspicuous by his absence. He would probably rather scoop his eyes out with a rusty spoon than play in this irrelevance.

And another exciting match underway.

I notice that de Kock has made three consecutive tons in the 'A' series in India.

Aye, 2 one day and one FC.

Looks like the medicine is working.

Bizarre 1st over from Steyn. Two catches dropped and then the most difficult taken off the last ball

It's all bizarre. SA are playing NZ - it's like a mispronounce-a-thon. Like taking acid and playing records backwards.

Winter cricket is bizarre enough

What's the temperature taips?

Was only about 25 today. Can't be expected to play in shitty weather.

Jokes aside there has no rain there for months. Makes pitch preparation difficult and the outfield is like concrete. The only reason it looks semi green is that they spraypainted it last week. And that is not a joke.

Haa shit. Yeah the pitch looks like ice, think it's about 14 here, with heavy rain. Dread

So SA close out what has probably been the most pointless JAMODI series of all time.

Please unrikkie this thread.

Rabada continues to impress. I reckon Morne should be getting nervous about his test spot.

Henry wrote:Rabada continues to impress. I reckon Morne should be getting nervous about his test spot.

Or Philander.

AB was the difference with the bat.