Lleyton Hewitt is the biggest nob in sport

Hewitt has retired and has been given the sinecure of captaining the Oz Davis Cup team. Has selected himself to play singles. Hope he gets donuts.

Does the tennis equivalent of the BNLG pay tax?

First time I am barracking for the Seppos.

He said he will play if needed (doubles or reverse singles). Tomic and Groth are playing singles first up.

Where is Kyrgios?

He's the one Hewitt is on standby for, due to illness.

Hewitt isn't even the biggest nob in Aussie sport. He's not even the biggest nob in Aussie tennis.

Probably not even the biggest nob in his family.

vilkrang wrote:Hewitt isn't even the biggest nob in Aussie sport. He's not even the biggest nob in Aussie tennis.

'Third biggest nob in Aussie tennis' is his worst case scenario. If you count other retired players, he falls further down the macronobbian list.

lardbucket wrote:

vilkrang wrote:Hewitt isn't even the biggest nob in Aussie sport. He's not even the biggest nob in Aussie tennis.

'Third biggest nob in Aussie tennis' is his worst case scenario. If you count other retired players, he falls further down the macronobbian list.

Bob Hewitt?

Wasn't thinking about him, but yeah.

Ask Andrew McLeod what he thinks about the nob.

ask who?

Tomic and Kyrgios leave Hewitt for dead in the Nob Stakes.

horace wrote:Ask Andrew McLeod what he thinks about the nob.

Lardy, McLeod was a champ Adelaide Crows player. He and nob were mates until McLeod invited him to visit his traditional land. He showed leyley various sacred sites which the nob filmed purportedly for his own purposes. The film ended up in a leyley doco which bigged himself up and of course made a bob. He had no permission from elders or McLeod.

The release of Hewitt's DVD Lleyton Hewitt: The Other Side also backfired spectacularly. The film, intended to reveal Hewitt's "human face", instead triggered a highly publicised legal stoush with his former housemate and friend, Adelaide football star Andrew McLeod, over the use of footage shot at sacred Aboriginal sites.

The dispute with McLeod was believed to have been provoked at least partly by bad blood between McLeod's wife Rachel, who remains friends with his former fiancee Clijsters, and the Hewitt family.

Inevitably, Hewitt was allowed to use the footage and declared himself to be upset and mystified by McLeod's behaviour. However, the very public bust-up of his friendship, let alone the whiff of controversy created by a subject as touchy as sacred Aboriginal sites, overshadowed any publicity benefit the DVD might have had.

Thanks E

Tyson Edwards sided with the nob, leading to the two famously not communicating.

Oh, THAT Andrew McLeod. I was thinking along media lines and had not made the connection.

Sounds like a bitchfest; it completely passed me by at the time.

Are there a lot of nobs in tennis?

Seems to be.

Tennis is home to the most irredeemable c*nt and excruciatingly boring player in history. 

Thankfully he isn't winning much these days so I can usually avoid his matches but f*ck, if I ever accidentally catch one I feel like it would be more fun to bash my head on a screw driver than watch his slow playing, arse scratching grunting gamesmanship for 3 hours.

Such a dick. Djoker needs to overtake him pronto in the GS tally.