It's Christmas, leave a joke here to lighten the mood everyone.

The Newcastle Chronicle had an article recently that 80% of car crashes by locals happen within 5 miles of their house. That's a lot. Worrying in fact.
Me and my neighbour are moving...

Last night I went to some Christmas shopping for the kids. My youngest wants the new Terminator Action Figure.

When I asked the assistant where they were she said "Aisle B, back".

Just give them cash and tell them that's it apart from the pocket money. The Arnie doll will be no problemo.

Leave a joke here? How about the 650 members of the House of Commons, I’ll leave them all here... biggest joke around.

I saw the doctor yesterday, he said the results are in and you have severe Hypochondria.
I said, ffs not THAT as well?

beamer wrote:Leave a joke here? How about the 650 members of the House of Commons, I’ll leave them all here... biggest joke around.

You are not wrong, we voted out and that meant out with no deal to most people i spoke to, to enable us to be a truly independent country. We were fine before the EU corruption got hold of us and we would be fine without that money wasting bunch of idiots now.
But yes our leaders are a JOKE Beamer. Not delivering the peoples' wishes. Too many at the top might have to pay some more tax, for one thing. We can't possibly have the stupidly rich paying their way.
Back on topic JOKES to lighten the mood! :-)

Big Dog wrote:

Or ''you would not believe what the cat did!''

Not the same without Dello & Monkey going head to head with their Advent Calendars

You have got to feel for earthquake victims.

(The last time i had 4 aftershocks, i couldn't find my house, either...)