All New Caption Competition #153

by Big_Bad_Bob Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:03

Matt Prior goes full length in vain, narrowly failing to take a ball passing 6 inches to his left.

by Chivalry Augustus Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:07

Matt Prior tries to seduce Peter Moores to his way of thinking in displaying his athleticism, but only succeeds in giving Kirby a boner.

by tac Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:26

You've heard of lowering the bar . . . Prior demonstrates that it has now been taken away altogether.

by Merlin Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:32

The lanky ginge : "Oi Prior, your tonker's popped out of your jock."

by Gary 111 Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:33

"I've seen better wicket-keepers in my fridge..."

by JKLever Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:33

'4 byes.......'

by Big_Bad_Bob Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:48

JKLever wrote:'4 byes.......'

Got me thinking whether we could expand on that . . . columbo

by LeFromage Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:09

Big_Bad_Bob wrote:

No-one was going to beat Matt Prior in the race to get first go on the England casting couch.

by LeFromage Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:10

Gary 111 wrote:"I've seen better wicket-keepers in my fridge..."

Gold.

by Brass Monkey Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:12

Gary 111 wrote:"I've seen better wicket-keepers in my fridge..."

by LeFromage Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:14

I reckon the contents of Steve Kirby's fridge could give South Africa a better game than the Lions...

by JKLever Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:26

Now, now Dello - you've been bigging up Prior as one of 'yours' for the last 3 years.

by LeFromage Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:29

Keeper's got to bat - and he's the best out there.

Doesn't mean he's not a bit of a pleb with the gloves.

by PeterCS Fri 15 Aug 2008, 01:06

Oi MATT! It went this-a-way!!!

Alternatively:

Is thzt the "Dying Shark", Matty?

by lardbucket Sun 17 Aug 2008, 16:41

'Good, that takes care of practising for Harmy's first ball. We'd better try another drill'.

by Guest Sun 17 Aug 2008, 16:55

Prior experiments with his all new horizontal mid air hover keeping technique. Followed by (as mentioned above) 4 byes.

by PeterCS Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:25

Matty's impression of traffic on the bye-pass.

by Guest Sun 17 Aug 2008, 23:14

Why do they practise diving on a mat anyway? Its not like you can take that out to the square with you.

by PearlJ Sun 17 Aug 2008, 23:18

Gary 111 wrote:"I've seen better wicket-keepers in my fridge..."

Missed this.... Gold Laughing

by DJ_Smerk Tue 19 Aug 2008, 04:02

It appears Kirbys crotch is Magnetic and Prior has iron trainers on, hence his lack of footwork in batting and wicketkeeping.

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