Smith suffering from tennis elbow.

He reckons he's been suffering this injury for most of the English tour. Is going to have to rest from some international cricket before the Australia series otherwise he'll be forced to miss it. To be honest, given his struggles against us that would be the time to rest. I bet he plays the IPL in early December to try and earn big bucks though.

According to physios I know, a lot of blokes suffering that ailment have been wanking too much. Given his lack of a woman, that makes sense now.

I'm going to plonk some text here now as you're obviously very keen for a response, having reworked the bait at least twice that I've noticed.

Red wrote:He reckons he's been suffering this injury for most of the English tour. Is going to have to rest from some international cricket before the Australia series otherwise he'll be forced to miss it. To be honest, given his struggles against us that would be the time to rest. I bet he plays the IPL in early December to try and earn big bucks though.

According to physios I know, a lot of blokes suffering that ailment have been wanking too much. Given his lack of a woman, that makes sense now.

He'd rather have a wank than ****** you ...can't be good for your self esteem

Smith will do well against AUS...

guy is a FIGHTER and more than makes up for his rather limited ability.

embee wrote:

Red wrote:He reckons he's been suffering this injury for most of the English tour. Is going to have to rest from some international cricket before the Australia series otherwise he'll be forced to miss it. To be honest, given his struggles against us that would be the time to rest. I bet he plays the IPL in early December to try and earn big bucks though.

According to physios I know, a lot of blokes suffering that ailment have been wanking too much. Given his lack of a woman, that makes sense now.

He'd rather have a wank than ****** you ...can't be good for your self esteem

So does red suffer from tennis finger?

RSI

eowyn wrote:RSI

Er????

taipan wrote:

eowyn wrote:RSI

Er????

She gave you a dyslexic knighthood

Repetitive Strain Injury.

PlanetPakistan wrote:Smith will do well against AUS...

guy is a FIGHTER and more than makes up for his rather limited ability.

KP has triple his talent plus is equally as good a fighter. Amazing someone with so little talent makes it to be captain of his country though that same country let KP slip through their fingers.

We're currently ten up on them in the rugby.

RobRed seems to have a serious case of RSI of the Smith-bashing / KP-arselicking muscle.

lardbucket wrote:RobRed seems to have a serious case of RSI of the Smith-bashing / KP-arselicking muscle.

Not hard when you spot the extraordinary dominance of one over the other in all aspects of the lopsided juxtaposition.

Red wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:Smith will do well against AUS...

guy is a FIGHTER and more than makes up for his rather limited ability.

KP has triple his talent plus is equally as good a fighter. Amazing someone with so little talent makes it to be captain of his country though that same country let KP slip through their fingers.

We're currently ten up on them in the rugby.

They are both very good cricketer.
I would rather watch KP but Smith is equally effective.

Tennis elbow is very nasty injury- i hope he recovers well.