Re: Hussey is not a Captain's

by Para Batsman Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24

lardbucket wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Wasn't this just a charity game, one step in credibility below the Lilac Hill tour opener?

It's a tonking contest, a tester for new audience members, PB - it's not like it means anything.

If it did, Dighton would be in the Australian side, and the best 20-20 bowlers would be the best bowlers.

Meaningless?

Australia v the mighty All Stars? Next you'll tell me the IPL is a tonkfest.

The IPL is a meaningless tonkfest. Nobody knows or cares which players play for which team, or even which teams contested the finals.

Oh Jesus. It's a joke man. This whole thread is a legpull.

by Fred Nerk Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:46

Bollocks.

by G.Wood Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:52

To be fair, "Australia v the mighty All Stars? Next you'll tell me the IPL is a tonkfest." is fairly obvious sarcasm - even for PB.

Not sure about the rest of the thread

by Fred Nerk Mon 17 Nov 2008, 00:35

Pulling NSR always reminds me of that ancient Irish joke where the guy is sitting in a pub minding his own business when another bloke, obviously angry, approaches him.

''Oi you - are you Mickey O'Fleherty?'

He says yes, he is Mickey O'Flaherty. The other bloke raises his fist and with one punch knocks him clean off his barstool, then picks him up by the collar and is about to throw him over the bar when he notices both the guy's eyes are practically shut and his nose is all over his face and blood is pouring out, but he's laughing.

'And what the farq's so farqin funny?'

'Sucked you right in there - I'm not even Mickey O'Flaherty!'

by Ross Mon 17 Nov 2008, 00:43

G.Wood wrote:
Ross wrote:snigger at Noid and Red questioning tactics used in a charity match.

It is a wonder they didn't bring up the Australian's holding back an lbw appeal because they realised it was Gilly

I think they were also demanding answers when Ponting sent Pigeon in at six during that tsunami appeal match.

by G.Wood Mon 17 Nov 2008, 00:45

that has more basis in logic than bowling ShyT in last session on day 4

by Henry Mon 17 Nov 2008, 00:45

I think they were also demanding answers when Ponting sent Pigeon in at six during that tsunami appeal match.

Although to be fair, that was probably a tactical decision from Ponting......

by horace Mon 17 Nov 2008, 00:52

Fred Nerk wrote:Pulling NSR always reminds me of that ancient Irish joke where the guy is sitting in a pub minding his own business when another bloke, obviously angry, approaches him.

''Oi you - are you Mickey O'Fleherty?'

He says yes, he is Mickey O'Flaherty. The other bloke raises his fist and with one punch knocks him clean off his barstool, then picks him up by the collar and is about to throw him over the bar when he notices both the guy's eyes are practically shut and his nose is all over his face and blood is pouring out, but he's laughing.

'And what the farq's so farqin funny?'

'Sucked you right in there - I'm not even Mickey O'Flaherty!'

what's black and blue and floats in the irish sea....

Nerks who tell Irish jokes

by Para Batsman Mon 17 Nov 2008, 01:57

G.Wood wrote:To be fair, "Australia v the mighty All Stars? Next you'll tell me the IPL is a tonkfest." is fairly obvious sarcasm - even for PB.

Not sure about the rest of the thread

How about the title?
How about Hussey is a Fink?
How about I'm gonna whinge till the cows come home?
I give you one thing Woodie you're pretty sharp. Only the treble bet was true which makes you doubly insightful.

by Para Batsman Mon 17 Nov 2008, 02:08

Fred Nerk wrote:Bollocks.

England will murder India today. Any good judge should see it coming.

by G.Wood Mon 17 Nov 2008, 02:34

Para Batsman wrote:

How about the title?
How about Hussey is a Fink?
How about I'm gonna whinge till the cows come home?
.

I guess that is what made picking it difficult. They all sound like something you would believe/do.

by tac Mon 17 Nov 2008, 02:40

G.Wood wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:

How about the title?
How about Hussey is a Fink?
How about I'm gonna whinge till the cows come home?
.

I guess that is what made picking it difficult. They all sound like something you ~~would believe/do~~have done and will undoubtedly do again.

by Para Batsman Mon 17 Nov 2008, 04:05

tac wrote:
G.Wood wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:

How about the title?
How about Hussey is a Fink?
How about I'm gonna whinge till the cows come home?
.

I guess that is what made picking it difficult. They all sound like something you ~~would believe/do~~have done and will undoubtedly do again.

Syntac the fruit cake has arrived.You know the one who got 10 votes from 55 in the biggest tool poll?

See you later.

by horace Mon 17 Nov 2008, 04:22

is it better to be the spanner or the nut?

by lardbucket Mon 25 Aug 2014, 13:01

lardbucket wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Wasn't this just a charity game, one step in credibility below the Lilac Hill tour opener?

It's a tonking contest, a tester for new audience members, PB - it's not like it means anything.

If it did, Dighton would be in the Australian side, and the best 20-20 bowlers would be the best bowlers.

Meaningless?

Australia v the mighty All Stars? Next you'll tell me the IPL is a tonkfest.

The IPL is a meaningless tonkfest. Nobody knows or cares which players play for which team, or even which teams contested the finals.

from 2008 ... wonder what happened to Gabba Dan

by horace Tue 26 Aug 2014, 01:23

went into therapy after the Skully monstering...never re-emerged until he became Campbell Neumann

by embee Tue 26 Aug 2014, 01:43

More like Clive Palmer

by horace Tue 26 Aug 2014, 02:11

gabba dan was definitely out there on the far right twig...you could be right about clive but gabba d always struck as a little fella bigging himself up a bit like Can Do....and not the behometh Clive dinosaur looking for its next morning tea of a few whales and tax concessions ..

by embee Tue 26 Aug 2014, 02:46

he was a rello of of Krudd ...allegedly

by horace Tue 26 Aug 2014, 03:40

gabba dan was not that bad

by lardbucket Wed 27 Aug 2014, 09:00

... but not a relative of yours, qmy?

by lardbucket Thu 01 Jan 2015, 22:49

He may not have been "a captain's A", according to Gabba Para Fatsman, but Dhoni thinks he should be India's next coach.

LINK

by Bradman Thu 01 Jan 2015, 23:00

lardbucket wrote:... but not a relative of yours, qmy?

Missed this first go around. Could be. I'm obviously a right wing nut or wtf someone called him.

by lardbucket Thu 01 Jan 2015, 23:52

chuckle

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