Christ on a bike!

This thread deserved more attention.

Bitchin'

Very cruciform.

Just what I need. Jesus laying down skid marks on my drive way.

If you had jesus shaped skidmarks in your undies you could sell them for a fortune on e-bay...or give them a good spray of preen

I'm never likely to find out. The study of skid marks is not high on my daily agenda.

Get the god botherers to check them out if they ever drop by

Hehehe. Noice.

"I haven't seen the light, but I have seen the dark. Doesn't that swirl there next to the seam look remarkably like Jesus."

This reminds me of a Family Guy skit called, "Passion of the Christ 2: He who kicks the first Ass"


Starring Jim Caviezel and Chris Tucker

"Reminds me of the time I partook in a cricket forum." And for no apparent reason Peter Griffin starts fighting a giant chicken.

Come on Skully, 5 posts left. Do not make the BIG ONE about a cartoon fat guy.


Unless it's the Boony Army logo....

Any suggestions, Smerky?

Well, some massively warming speech about your time on FB.


The up's, the down's, the cricket, the banter whilst mentioning a couple of forummers who have helped you through it. Thank god in the process for your transformation etc etc.


Hold up the Oscar and start to cry. Easy.




Round it off with a goodwill "Get F***ked Horrie" Thats optional.

Meh. Not gonna happen, man. Couldn't @rsed and all that.

Where's Zat at the 19999 mark?

Hunkering down with a Chateau Cardboard trying to convince the wife and offspring to let him watch the cricket.