Re: Allan D's on...

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:15

Danny, have you ever tried faking an orgasm?

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:17

Demelza wrote:Danny, have you ever tried faking an orgasm?

Yeah. I'm quite good at it.

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:18

I would feel silly doing that. Would end up laughing!
Especially on video!

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:21

Demelza wrote:I would feel silly doing that. Would end up laughing!

I was yagging some bird for a couple of months and she came of the pill. I didn't want Johnnies and I didn't want to stop banging her (f*cking firecracker) so I used to have my fill, then fake one, then rinse it out down the bog.

Danny 1 Babies 0...

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:23

Brass Monkey wrote:
Demelza wrote:I would feel silly doing that. Would end up laughing!

I was yagging some bird for a couple of months and she came of the pill. I didn't want Johnnies and I didn't want to stop banging her (f*cking firecracker) so I used to have my fill, then fake one, then rinse it out down the bog.

Danny 1 Babies 0...

Jebus Dan, you have a bit to learn about birh control.

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:25

Hang on Danny, where did you have your fill?

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:27

Forget that, it's been explained now.

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:33

taipan wrote:
Jebus Dan, you have a bit to learn about birh control.

Asif.

A bit of smegma's going to get a bird cheggers? That's a sex ed. scare story.

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:35

There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the ~~rhythm~~ withdrawal method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:35

Brass Monkey wrote:
taipan wrote:
Jebus Dan, you have a bit to learn about birh control.

Asif.

A bit of smegma's going to get a bird cheggers? That's a sex ed. scare story.

Up to you.

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:38

Demelza wrote:There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the rythem method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

I know there's sperm in smeg, there's as much chance in winning the pools as getting a bird pregnant that way though. Furthermore, with the amount of greens I was smoking at the time, I doubt I was the most virile.....

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:39

Demelza wrote:There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the rythem method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

Um, that's not the rhythm method.

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:39

You might be infertile.
DUN DUN DUN!

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:40

taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the rythem method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

Um, that's not the rhythm method.

That's what you said!

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:42

Demelza wrote:You might be infertile.
DUN DUN DUN!

Maybe. Though, as I say, I haven't won the pools and I haven't gotten a bird pregnant using the pull-out method, so the odds are in my favour.

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:43

Demelza wrote:
taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the rythem method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

Um, that's not the rhythm method.
That's what you said!

No, I didn't

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:44

taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:
taipan wrote:
Demelza wrote:There's sperm in precum. Why do you think the rythem method, (which is essentially what you were doing) doesn't always work?

Um, that's not the rhythm method.
That's what you said!

No, I didn't

Bloody did . . .

nw: which is why the withdrawal method is
risky
DebbieE: true
nw: which is what he was doing

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:47

Withdrawal does not equal rhythm

by Brass Monkey Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:50

Withdrawal... rhythm... method? What happened to having a good time just rutting animalistically?

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:53

taipan wrote:Withdrawal does not equal rhythm

You're right (as bloody usual)
Beg your pardon.

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:53

Brass Monkey wrote:Withdrawal... rhythm... method? What happened to having a good time just rutting animalistically?

You weren't

by Guest Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:54

Animals?

by taipan Thu 08 Jan 2009, 13:55

STFU

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