Re: The EPL thread (I)

by JKLever Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:50

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:You said class, not world class.

Pedant.

You know very well what I mean. Not enough 'top' players.

by LeFromage Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:03

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:How good is Patrice Evra? The man is all class. Best left back in the world for me and probably the best left back since Maldini used to play there. And yes, I do mean that he's better than Robbie Carlos.

Edit: I forgot Zambrotta. He's as good as Evra. Maybe slightly better because of his attacking ability.

Edit 2: Arggh. Forgot Ashley Cole....

Not sure about Zambrotta. A right winger converted into a left-back - don't much rate the defensive side of his game.

Ashley Cole's shite. Arsenal got a great deal in getting shot of that self-regarding shit-muncher whilst picking up Big Willie Galles into the bargain.

Gael Clichy is better than Cole.

by JKLever Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:11

Ashley Cole is class in the respect that when he commits a foul he has perfected the art of jumping up and down on the spot, throwing the toys out of the pram and mouthing at the ref all at the same time.

by LeFromage Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:12

What a kunt. It's like the word was invented with him in mind.

by JKLever Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:18

Dello wrote:What a kunt. It's like the word was invented with him in mind.

What makes it worse is who he wakes up next to in the morning...

by LeFromage Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:19

Oh, that plastic-titted uber-chav can ****** right off too...

by Makaveli Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:40

JKLever wrote:Ashley Cole is class in the respect that when he commits a foul he has perfected the art of jumping up and down on the spot, throwing the toys out of the pram and mouthing at the ref all at the same time.

It seems to be a Chelsea thing, Terry has been acting like a untouchable ever since he became England captain, if he stayed on today i'm sure he would have got sent off.

by Basil Mon 17 Dec 2007, 00:45

Makaveli wrote:
JKLever wrote:Ashley Cole is class in the respect that when he commits a foul he has perfected the art of jumping up and down on the spot, throwing the toys out of the pram and mouthing at the ref all at the same time.

It seems to be a Chelsea thing, Terry has been acting like a untouchable ever since he became England captain, if he stayed on today i'm sure he would have got sent off.

Capello will sort out the men from the boys!

by LeFromage Tue 18 Dec 2007, 19:38

Get yer Fantasy Fit-ba' (as they say North of the border) updatesHERE

by Ash Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:42

arsenal kids (avg age 20) beat blackburn aet 3-2, absolutely cracking game. its becoming a familiar story now, arsenal have a great 1st half the opposition comes back strong after the break.

diarra puts in a timely performance - could put flamini under pressure.

could well be liverpool v everton and spurs v arsenal in the semis!

by JKLever Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:45

arsenal kids (avg age 20) beat blackburn aet 3-2, absolutely cracking game. its becoming a familiar story now, arsenal have a great 1st half the opposition comes back strong after the break.

diarra puts in a timely performance - could put flamini under pressure.

could well be liverpool v everton and spurs v arsenal in the semis!

got to be embarrasing for blackburn when you field your 1st XI to lose to the Arse reserves.

Looked like that result gave Wenger a lot of pleasure

by LeFromage Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:38

More embarrasing for the Arsenal first XI who only drew 1-1 at Blackburn earlier in the season...

by Lara Lara Laughs Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:38

F*ck off is Ashley Cole sh*t. And Cheryl Cole is too foxy for words.

by LeFromage Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:42

Two words for her: Mutton. Lamb.

And Ashley Cole's barely the best left back at Chelsea.

by Merlin Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:47

Aye, and as they say at the Arsenal ... he's best left back at Chelsea.
Not much love lost on him a couple of nights ago ... from the fans and players alike.

by Lara Lara Laughs Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:52

Dello wrote:Two words for her: Mutton. Lamb.

And Ashley Cole's barely the best left back at Chelsea.

Eh? She's 24.

And he definitely is the best left back at Chelsea. In fact, he's definitely the best English left back around.

Don't say Leighton Baines.

by LeFromage Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:56

Why would I say Leighton Baines?

Being the best English left back around is hardly a claim to fame.

Unless you hadn't noticed, England are the laughing stock of world football.

It's like being the best shit-eater - the bottom line is you still eat shit.

by Lara Lara Laughs Wed 19 Dec 2007, 00:07

He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):

Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

by Ash Wed 19 Dec 2007, 00:12

maybe 2-3 seasons ago, since his move to chelsea he hasnt been as good. clichy is better.

by Lara Lara Laughs Wed 19 Dec 2007, 00:18

I don't know how many times I have to say it but he was injured for most of last season. Had no chance to settle into the new team because he kept getting injured. This season he's been solid as usual.

And Clichy isn't one of the best left backs in the world yet, for me. He can't even get into the France side.

by horace Wed 19 Dec 2007, 00:25

i think english soccer is in fine fettle despite the doomsayers...the EPL has the best imports in the world and a fine young team of them in Arsenal

by doremi Wed 19 Dec 2007, 04:31

Thought Heinze was quite good in his first season with MUnited

by Paul Keating Wed 19 Dec 2007, 05:09

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):

Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

Appalling forumming.

Cole over Lahm? Are you having a larf?

by JGK Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:04

Paul Keating wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:He's one of the best left backs in the world anyway.

The top 5 left backs in the world are currently (in no particular order):

Evra
Abidal
Cole
Zambrotta
Lahm

Grosso perhaps unlucky to miss out. Jankulovski (sp?) too.

Clichy and Chiellini will join them at some stage. Perhaps Marcelo too, though he's far too attack minded.

Appalling forumming.

Cole over Lahm? Are you having a larf?

He's not even better than Lucas Neil.

by JKLever Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:08

Lucas Neill would have gone to one of the big 4 if he was any good.

Instead he went to Wet Sham

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