Phuck the lot of you

Well Braddles, gummy blow-jobs are pretty phucking awesome.

Brass Monkey wrote:Well Braddles, gummy blow-jobs are pretty phucking awesome.

Is that the voice of experience talking?

I thought Monkey still had all his teeth !!

Monkey can auto-fellate?

GAE says you're all morally bankrupt and as such if you're ever in the area she'd love to treat you to a gallon of your favourite tipple(again I'll be footing the bill but I inherited the money anyway).

All you have to do is tell us what area, qmy.

Mine's vodka, thank you ever so much.

Merlin wrote:I thought Monkey still had all his teeth !!

Maybe he knows the art of covering them.

Two Sheilas, OK, but two Dicks?? Yuk.

eowyn wrote:Mine's vodka, thank you ever so much.

My own favourite poison.

How do you like it?

With Red Bull, ice and a slice. Coke will do though and orange if really needs be.

I also like brandy and single malt but I don't do the gallon drinking of those two.

Zat wrote:All you have to do is tell us what area, qmy.

In a galaxy far,far away. But wear boots and try not to step in the cow shit.

eowyn wrote:With Red Bull, ice and a slice. Coke will do though and orange if really needs be.

Well there goes my fantasy of you being a burly trucker with tats.

Red Bull? Coke? Orange juice? Definately a girly drink.

The only thing me and GAE have with vodka is either more vodka, or an olive if we're entertaining.

Sir Phucksalot has returned. Danny you Dinosaur I was equally as surprised as you tbh.

jim rich wrote:

Merlin wrote:I thought Monkey still had all his teeth !!

Maybe he knows the art of covering them.

Two Sheilas, OK, but two Dicks?? Yuk.

Red sounds like the kind of girl who'd like that.

Bradman wrote:

eowyn wrote:With Red Bull, ice and a slice. Coke will do though and orange if really needs be.

Well there goes my fantasy of you being a burly trucker with tats.

Red Bull? Coke? Orange juice? Definately a girly drink.

The only thing me and GAE have with vodka is either more vodka, or an olive if we're entertaining.

Sorry to disappoint you!

Well if it's a girly thing would you accept a glass of champers(shudders) with a vodka soaked watermelon ice cube dropped into it just prior to drinking?

After dinner you could follow up with a rusty nail if you like single malts, or some Remy(really good Remy) if GAE hasn't hidden it.

Yes please! to the champers.

The Remy, please.

And what's for dinner?

One of my cows.

This is a real cow and not one of your rellies, isn't it?

It'll go 'MOOOHHH' until it eats the big lead aspro.

Eh?

I'm hoping I'm getting Beef Wellington anyway.

Actually buffalo if GAE let's me out and I can score some up north. qmyjr is hassling me to spend some time in the Territory and you haven't lived until you've eaten freshly killed buffalo.

Ah, the penny's dropped. Bullet in the head....

I'll try anything once, so let me know when it's ready.

You will never eat beef again once you've tried buff.

Well actually you probably will 'coz it's hard enough to get here in it's natural state.