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Post by skully Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:15

Well, for Dem and Trev, I'm sure it's only the air fare.
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Post by JGK Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:31

Performance anxiety?

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Post by tac Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:32

eeeewwwwwwwww!
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Post by skully Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:32

He's so boring that the girlies fall asleep before the deed? And he doesn't take the weight on his elbows?
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Post by eowyn Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:34

You could only do it cowgirl stylee, meaty and blindfolded.
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Post by Guest Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:36

I'd go in from behind, wearing my strap on.

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Post by skully Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:39

You girls. innocent
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Post by Red Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:36

Receding hairline and corpulence but also strikes me as being more into quantity as opposed to quality.
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Post by taipan Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:44

Red = COARIAB?
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Post by Red Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:52

?
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Post by taipan Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:58

Glossary
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Post by skully Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:13

At this point I could make a remark about the sadness of trying to act smart when incapable, but it's all a bit of a waste of time. shrug
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Post by Guest Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32

He's so fat that you couldn't find it?

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Post by Brass Monkey Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:41

Because he looks like a rapist? And whilst I don't mind getting the odd raping, I'd rather it was a surprise - i.e. by someone who I didn't think was going to do the dirty, illegal deed.

Someone like John Leslie.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 12 Mar 2009, 00:09

What an horrendous thread, entailing contemplation of both the Jaques fark AND the Kallis phallus.

What were you thinking, skully?

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Post by Brass Monkey Thu 12 Mar 2009, 00:13

You can't run away from your gay thoughts like Tom Cruise can.
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Post by Zat Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:18

skully in dubber with festive thoughts shocker.

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Post by Mick Sawyer Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32

The main reason?

I'm no spiv with latent curiosities.
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Post by skully Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48

Zat wrote:skully in dubber with festive thoughts shocker.
Can't believe you (or a wozzie) took until the 2nd page to post that.

Farkin lift ya game. Cool
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Post by skully Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55

lardbucket wrote:What an horrendous thread, entailing contemplation of both the Jaques fark AND the Kallis phallus.

What were you thinking, skully?
It rhymed with "Your reasons for not rating Kallis". shrug
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Post by bodyline Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12

A bit too much mardi gras I suspect.

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Post by OP Tipping Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32

It would be fat all week, not just Tuesday, when J to the K is involved.
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Post by embee Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34

skully wrote:
lardbucket wrote:What an horrendous thread, entailing contemplation of both the Jaques fark AND the Kallis phallus.

What were you thinking, skully?
It rhymed with "Your reasons for not rating Kallis". shrug

You could have put a leeeeeeg angle on it ...

"Your main reason for not raking Tallis"
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Post by skully Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44

Then how would I have had a shot at Trev?
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Post by embee Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49

skully wrote:Then how would I have had a shot at Trev?

Don't ask me to solve your dubber fantasies
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