Re: Australia most sinful nation: BBC Study

by DJ_Smerk Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:38

Probably shouldn't take it personally either.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:40

You should shag his mum and make him call you Papa Smerk

by DJ_Smerk Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:41

Eowyn has coined the Smurf expression.

Sharing expressions would be like sharing Tac's mother. Wrong.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:42

Eowyn (like tac's mum) doesn't mind sharing

by DJ_Smerk Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:43

Sharing the meaty?

(I believe she's coined Skully as being Meaty). I've never met Skully I can't comment.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:45

Neither can I ...but if you find out ...dont share THAT information with me

by G.Wood Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:46

Somehow I can't picture smerkle yelling out "who's your daddy now taccy" as he pops him up the pooper

by DJ_Smerk Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:48

I don't know Tac's daddy.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:48

Neither can I ...TFFT

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:49

DJ_Smerk wrote:I don't know Tac's daddy.

tac's mum isn't sure she knows him either

by DJ_Smerk Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:50

I don't see how I'm the one always getting violated in these sordid descriptions.

I might escape with my dignity.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 02:55

DJ_Smerk wrote:I don't see how I'm the one always getting violated in these sordid descriptions.

I might escape with my dignity.

You were popping tac's pooper ...

You escaped with your sphincter

by G.Wood Tue 02 Feb 2010, 03:02

DJ_Smerk wrote:I don't see how I'm the one always getting violated in these sordid descriptions.

tac wrote:Nobody takes it quite like you.

by Zat Tue 02 Feb 2010, 04:39

G.Wood wrote:Somehow I can't picture smerkle yelling out "who's your daddy now taccy" as he pops him up the pooper

Trev would go postal with jealousy.

by eowyn Tue 02 Feb 2010, 07:16

embee wrote:Eowyn (like tac's mum) doesn't mind sharing

I have you know that tac's mum is one of my heroes.

by embee Tue 02 Feb 2010, 07:35

eowyn wrote:
embee wrote:Eowyn (like tac's mum) doesn't mind sharing

I have you know that tac's mum is one of my heroes.

You'd have to be a very special person to produce someone like tac

by tac Tue 02 Feb 2010, 08:18

Now, now, people (and smerky) . . . I might have to throw a Demmy about all these nasty insinuations about my family . . . then again, I might just snorfle . . .

by eowyn Tue 02 Feb 2010, 08:32

embee wrote:
eowyn wrote:
embee wrote:Eowyn (like tac's mum) doesn't mind sharing

I have you know that tac's mum is one of my heroes.

You'd have to be a very special person to produce someone like tac

Indeed, you also have to be pretty special to keep so many men contented in one small basement for so many years.

by eowyn Tue 02 Feb 2010, 08:34

tac wrote:Now, now, people (and smerky) . . . I might have to throw a Demmy about all these nasty insinuations about my family . . . then again, I might just snorfle . . .

Snorfle away, big guy elephant

by tac Tue 02 Feb 2010, 09:11

*snorfle*

by Brass Monkey Tue 02 Feb 2010, 12:23

footwork wrote:Ya Do know I wasn't actually commenting on the cleanness or otherwise of English men, doncha? Was having a laff at the methods the 'researchers' used to arrive at their ridiculous albeit funny findings; and just used that chestnut to make the point.
I have to say, your 'classiness' is without doubt one of those aspects of the forum I enjoy most.
I'd love to hear your Aussie-shag story, but only if you bathed beforehand and the birds weren't cockatoos.

Uhh, well... yeah I smashed two Aussie birds. Not at the same time. One was proper muntered, so much so that I looked 'good' in comparison to her - she kept on making a nasally faux pas or two. Quite nice looking though. As for the actual act, she wanted me to do some weird things - not too weird, but she was overly aggressive about trying to finger my shitebox which I just didn't want. Then, when I fell asleep in her hotel room I got woken up with her nearly suffocating me with her pie.

The other one was alright. Quite demure and understated. She either didn't have a nice natural smell or she'd gotten into the apparent British love of not cleansing one's body enough.