So has Farks...

...slinked off in his leather chaps in embarrassment? And perhaps gone out to buy some scales that state your weight in Hindi?

He's being fitted for a leather tux.

That's a lot of leather.

It's hanging on the stool behind him.

Please, no more references to Bucks' stool.

Mr Hanky?

More intelligent than Bucks. And his friends. Assuming he has some.

Hideho. Raw hideho that is.

Is it entirely coincidental that they've not been around since the Yarpies gave them a spanking?

Anyone complaining?

No, but cheering on the Saffers feels weird.

Shoeshine wrote:Is it entirely coincidental that they've not been around since the Yarpies gave them a spanking?

That was the last straw. He was teetering after physically threatening Smerkle with his 6' 4" and 120 kg bullsh!t. What a Mr Hankey.

Shoeshine wrote:No, but cheering on the Saffers feels weird.

Not when they are smashin' the BanIndians.

I think you're all reading too much into it. He has periods of downtime when he goes on the run Bourne-style as the black helicopters are circling. Last I heard, he was hiding in some basement in Australia. Someone's mum just let him in. Like in Die Hard 4.0.

Maybe he should get some scissors and find a power point.

I've got a good Powerpoint on the benefits of AGILE as opposed to your classic Waterfall Lifecycle model. Not sure he could cut it up though.

Brass Monkey wrote:I think you're all reading too much into it. He has periods of downtime when he goes on the run Bourne-style as the black helicopters are circling. Last I heard, he was hiding in some basement in Australia. Someone's mum just let him in. Like in Die Hard 4.0.

Hehehe. Nice analogy.

"Warlock" Kaludis.

skully wrote:

Shoeshine wrote:No, but cheering on the Saffers feels weird.

Not when they are smashin' the BanIndians.

cheering on other teams is interesting...the first principle in sport as in life is that "it does not matter who wins as long as the english lose"

so I cheer on even the banindians when they play the pomgolians...and the saffies against the banindians...and the Bangles and windies against most other teams

People are always perplexed when I say I support England in cricket.

I'm constantly met with the usual question, "Why doesn't Wales have a cricket team?"


I say; Wales do have a team - it's called Glamorgan and unfortunately they are not the best (at the moment).

I still get the old "Judas" routine. FFS. I then try to explain that I enjoy cricket on a worldly basis, but by then all hope is lost. The conversation moves along with me feeling unfulfilled.

I thought ECB stood for England and Wales Cricket Board.

So the England team is actually England and Wales.

Although I suppose if truth were to be the criteria it would actually be England and Wales and South Africans disgruntled with things at home, and the odd sub-par Aussie, and Ireland, and anywhere else we can second blokes from...

Tried the "and Wales" thing. Futile.


Another classic answer is, "cricket is boring".

Then tell them to get ******.

Brass Monkey wrote:I think you're all reading too much into it. He has periods of downtime when he goes on the run Bourne-style as the black helicopters are circling. Last I heard, he was hiding in some basement in Australia. Someone's mum just let him in. Like in Die Hard 4.0.

I think Danny's having a dig at my mum . . . just coz his mum pretends to know stuff about the US education system . . . . how funny is that, US education . .. . *snorfle*

tac in it's all about me shocker...