Extreme examples of breakup blues: 101

Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well
From correspondents in Jakarta, Indonesia From: AAP March 30, 2010 2:06PM

Teen cut off own penis
Could not be re-attached
Has not spoken about it

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Mr Sugeng said.

He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Mr Sugeng said.

"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

He got confused when he read

Ding dong bell
Pussy's in the well
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Flynn
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout
What a naughty boy was that
Try to drown poor Pussycat,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed all the mice
In the Farmer's barn!

(bad taste alert)

He was never a well man, entirely

Cutting off a penis can be fatal

Can we nominate the speaker for the role of Captain Obvious?

A very unfortunate end.