F*cking Feminists

(not literally - I'm sorry)

There's been a lot of non-serious, uber gay forumming going on of late led by a bunch of specials who would probably limp to third in a spastics race.

I don't understand why people aren't addressing the real issues in our world at the moment, like f*cking feminists for a start. I know there are a few psycho weirdo men out there who really get their shingles a jingling and their appendage a shining as they crack one out to thoughts of these f*cking loons, but seriously, WTF is going on with these guys?

I watched some silly documentary on them a few weeks back and I was appalled by their attitudes towards men. These bitches are totally sexist. It's f*cking terrible. It became apparent to me after half an hour as a petrified spectator that these individuals were the devil and needed to be exterminated - asap. One of these loons kept going on about how women shouldn't dress up to please men and some such bollocks, all as she was dressed up in some skimpy stupid outfit with make-up plastered across her face.

STFU you f*cking bitch. What is wrong with you? Get a real cause, not bloody feminism. It's pointless. You're just a bunch of screaming wannabe militant cock blockers caught up in a frenzy. Personally I ain't no misogynist but I find it hard to even entertain these stupid women who go on about 'reclaiming the night' as if you can somehow go up to a potential rapist/murderer and say 'excuse me, I'm a fricking woman, I'M STRONG, so don't yous be raping me any more you ugly muthafugger.'

They're stupid, they have stupid causes. By the end of the programme I was literally seething, there was steam coming out of my head and everything, at the complete waste of time that these people are. I've always felt that there are certain gender roles that shall always exist and that is the fact of the matter. Women, as the clear weaker sex, shall have to be burdened with the fact that stronger individuals shall prey upon them. Men will have to go and get shot when war breaks out.

Life's shit, it's unfair, but I now f*cking hate feminist hobo scum. I F*CKING HATE THEM!

Why you mad though?

Chivalry Augustus wrote:

Hey everybody LOOK AT ME!!! I'm just SO unPC!!! I'm just a phucking HERO!!!!

Fixed.

Come on, Fred, Chiv always has his tongue planted firmly in/between/nearby his cheeks . . .

Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD in hoping they were advertising shocker

G.Wood wrote:Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD clearly still reads his own posts

Whilst the Gusman has certainly been responsible for one or two look at me threads, this is not one of them. I find it disappointing that whilst a collection of dangerous feminists roam the earth, people on FB are more concerned with who's doing what for what reason than who is doing what for whatever reason. You see, I had originally intended to make a thread entitled 'favourite pornstar' but on realising that most of the people on here are very gay and have small penises, I realised that that had too much potential to descend into a suicidal, crisis thread with numerous members admitting that they had a mega crush on Robert Pattinson or George Michael and that they secretly bashedone off to him - so I settled instead for this less risque and much more important cause.

That people are more concerned with the poster than the cause is deeply concerning and just goes to illustrate how metrosexual and homosexual this forum has become. There was a time when bashing feminists and their stupid cause would have appealed to hardcore forummers. Unfortunately, that time has passed and we have clearly entered a new era. Personally, I would say there have been three FB eras; the embryonic era, where everything was taking shape, the golden era, where everything was pure gold for a period of approximately eighteen months, and now, finally, the faeces era, where everything is sh*t.

Is this talking about yourself in the 3rd person just a fad or are you going to make it a permanent thing?

The Gusman is a fictional entity on the internet - he bears no resemblance to me so I talk about him as what he is, an internet persona. He's good fun but one day I'm gonna have to PUT HIM DOWN.

Fair enough .

This forum needs some international cricket.

Sharpish!

Chivalry Augustus wrote:The Gusman is a fictional entity on the internet - he bears no resemblance to me so I talk about him as what he is, an internet persona. He's good fun but one day I'm gonna have to PUT HIM DOWN.

Billy Ray Cyrus always talks about himself in 3rd person. He was put down - at least as a recording "artist". Now he just does semi-nude shots with his 16 year-old daughter.

JKLever wrote:This forum needs some international cricket.

Sharpish!

Sage - to lift us out of the "faeces stage".

horace wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD clearly still reads his own posts

If RD doesn't like the forum, he knows where the door is.

He likes it, but needs intellectual stimulation - Gussy style.

The forum could do with a few more flashes of Gusset.

Or gashes of Flusset?

why don't you go post that on some feminist forum, instead of to a population of 98% blokes on here?

And put your ranting energies into something like religion, or actual crime?

Extreme Feminism? Come on. They're just deluded. They aren't going to do anyone any harm except themselves.

There isn't an active feminist forum any more. I used to go on I blame the patriarchy and troll them occasionally (my hatred of feminists is a long-standing thing, you see), but it had gone ba-boom the last time I looked for it. Unfortunately, they take serious points of view like mine as if they were bona fide trollisms which renders the genuine points of contention that I raise useless. However, I'm not afraid of sticking it (no pun) to the women be it in person or otherwise. I've always had lolz for the feminist cause which almost led to a serious exchange of views with a former teacher of mine becoming more heated. She was very much of the opinion that the feminist cause to make alleys safer for women at night was a good one. I was of the opinion that said cause, whilst entirely honourable in its conception, was a pointless and futile one. This led to an embittered argument where my candour, allied with a slightly smug air, probably did me few favours. But I stand nevertheless by my point that feminists, particularly the militant ones, are largely mad. I always find when talking with those people whom I have down as feminists that they're really big on equal rights but rarely quite as enamoured when I introduce equal wrongs into the matter.

But then, everyone knows that everybody else is a hypocrite - I can accept hypocrites. What I can't accept is lunatics who cannot appreciate that we've reached a point now between the sexes where an acceptable equilibrium has been reached. Whilst it's not all right yet, there are far more important things going on in the world, things that are far more relevant, that really ought to be addressed before we argue the toss over little things. An area of the amazon rainforest the size of a football field is cut down every 10 seconds, for instance. The amazon produces 15% of our oxygen yet is being dismantled illegally by magnates employed by supermarkets and fast food companies simply so that soya can be produced for the consumption of the livestock that fuel said companies. Are people happy with this? Are they happy that the Amazon river is flooded with toxins even though it produces one fifth of the world's fresh water? You see, our world is QUICKLY being destroyed by our own consumerism, and rather than do something about it and rebel against these people, we continue to drive it whilst privately telling ourselves that it's not our fault because we didn't see it, or it doesn't matter because everything at our end is pretty much alright. What goes around comes around.

On top of that, we see a number of governments around the world willingly progressing towards fascism in the name of anti-terrorism, and rather than do anything about it we again don't concern ourselves because it doesn't affect us yet, or we've got nothing to hide. Well, just wait until the day when what you don't currently have to hide is what they're looking for, then as they shoot you ask yourself why you didn't do anything about anything in the first instance, when the problem arose. As for f*cking feminists, they're symptomatic of a self-indulgent world where people only ever worry about what's in it for them. Good luck to the collection of munter bitches.

that sucks.

they and the forum probably imploded into their own madness. but that's probs just wishful thinking.

I get your point, but there's so many people who aren't feminists who are consumed by consumerism as well. that sucks too.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

horace wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD clearly still reads his own posts

If RD doesn't like the forum, he knows where the door is.

He may do, but it's locked . . . from the outside . . .

DJ_Smerk wrote:

horace wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD clearly still reads his own posts

If RD doesn't like the forum, he knows where the door is.

It's attitudes like that that are killing/have killed this place. Nice work bullyboy.

zatts has groomed you well

G.Wood wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:

horace wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Chiv is the one of the few remaining things make this place worth visiting

RD clearly still reads his own posts

If RD doesn't like the forum, he knows where the door is.

It's attitudes like that that are killing/have killed this place. Nice work bullyboy.

zatts has groomed you well

Smerkles does seem to have transformed into a bit of a monster recently...

I like women.

There we go: my contribution to this thread.