Women- What the fark is wrong with them?

Pakistani actress Veena Malik has confessed that her heart still beats for fast bowler Muhammad Asif. She said that the house built for Asif is even vacant today.
According to a statement given to media, Venna said she prays for Asifâ€s success. She does not blame Asif and believes that Asif was compelled by circumstances. However she admitted that she cannot stand any girl who takes her place in Asif's life. She informed that her engagement was decided by her parents and she has accepted the decision as her destiny, though no one can replace Asif from her heart.



M Asif is a total jackass to say the least, i heard him totally EMBARASSING this girl on national TV and dumping her like an early morning turd yet she can't get over him...

I myself just go dumped a couple of days ago

Nice one TO...

I

myself just go dumped a couple of days ago

Great time to go shag one of her friends PP. There's always one who is is curious now that you are back in the market.

PMSL. Mick the "field-player".

Mick on the left...

waiting for RD's definitive answer on the thread title

Crazy movie that. American Psycho. Some of the scenes/dialogue was absolutely hilarious.

I don't need to watch the clip to know that, that is American Psycho.


Do you like Phil Collins?

taipan wrote:waiting for RD's definitive answer on the thread title

RD.... 'they charge too much?'

Bale was incredible in American Psycho, the film is definately a dark comedy though a lot of people don't seem to get that. So many funny lines though, my favourite is probably "Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you f*cking stupid b*stard!" just after he's axed some poor bloke in the face .

Bale definately went a downhill after it though, hasn't had a role anywhere near as good for years now.

And with regards to women, they aren't all bad, can feel like finding a needle in a haystack at times but there are some good ones about...

my favourite scene has to be when they are comparing visiting cards. that kind of captured the film in one brilliant moment

"Don't just stare at it, eat it"

The One wrote:my favourite scene has to be when they are comparing visiting cards. that kind of captured the film in one brilliant moment

Yeah that scene is incredible, probably my favourite too.

Not many girls posting on this thread for some reason ...

I'm sure there'll be a pearl of wisdom at some point.

Is that an anatomical metaphor?

Mick Sawyer wrote:I

myself just go dumped a couple of days ago

Great time to go shag one of her friends PP. There's always one who is is curious now that you are back in the market.

yeah will start soon

Going off to the river and getting away from girls, then?

I think you'll find, from reading this forum, that the problem with women is that they don't possess testicles and a penis and are nowhere near as acommadating as goats.

Goats seem to be the superior being on this forum. Goat figure.

eowyn wrote:I think you'll find, from reading this forum, that the problem with women is that they don't possess testicles and a penis

tac will certainly have met a few like that...

PeterCS wrote:Going off to the river and getting away from girls, then?

nah...thats for old folks

for now i am just going to stay home and post on FB

eowyn wrote: that the problem with women is that they don't possess testicles and a penis.

Some are quite flat in other areas as well....

JKLever wrote:

eowyn wrote:I think you'll find, from reading this forum, that the problem with women is that they don't possess testicles and a penis

tac will certainly have met a few like that...

I have, indeed, lever . . . but let's not bring your family into this . . .