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Post by DJ_Smerk Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16

Say I was doing a presentation for the National Alzheimer's Society - I'd open with...


"Thanks for listening, you've been a wonderful audience".
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Post by DJ_Smerk Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:13

Or for jokes during a speech..."I used to be indecisive, but now, I'm not so sure."
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Post by Guest Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:47

Best Man speech:

"When Smerk asked me to be his best man, I agreed without really thinking it through. Well, I've had a year to think it through, and I've decided I don't want to do it."

"Happy wedding or whatever... where's the beer?"

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Post by PeterCS Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:42

(When found not guilty of a robbery: )

"Does that mean I can keep the loot, yer onner?"
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