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Post by PeterCS Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:13

Just a thread for any surplus humour or vibes.


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Post by PeterCS Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:17

"Not trying to play any risibly transparent and ethically indefensible mindgames here, but I think it's fair to say I might just as well be called Norfolk Nadia, for all I know about skippering the complete bunch of qunts I have in my side." - Ricky Ponting
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Post by PeterCS Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:18

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Post by PeterCS Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:19

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Post by PeterCS Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:24

"As Wittgenstein himself put it: 'A man's thinking goes on within his consciousness in a
seclusion in comparison with which any purely physical seclusion is an
exhibition to public view''" - Herschelle Gibbs
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Post by Basil Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:36

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Post by embee Fri 27 Aug 2010, 02:05

PeterCS wrote:"Not trying to play any risibly transparent and ethically indefensible mindgames here, but I think it's fair to say I might just as well be called Norfolk Nadia, for all I know about skippering the complete bunch of qunts I have in my side." - Ricky Ponting

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Post by skully Fri 27 Aug 2010, 07:55

Ollie North - "I'm sh!t and deserve time back in Shield cricket to find some form to earn my spot at no. 6 in the Aus side."
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Post by skully Fri 27 Aug 2010, 07:56

And same could be said of Midge Johnson but sub 8 for 6.
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Post by JGK Fri 27 Aug 2010, 09:57

PeterCS wrote:"As Wittgenstein himself put it: 'A man's thinking goes on within his consciousness in a
seclusion in comparison with which any purely physical seclusion is an
exhibition to public view''" - Herschelle Gibbs


PMSL...

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Post by Henry Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:03

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Post by PeterCS Fri 27 Aug 2010, 23:12

"Look, I am just a humble cog in this team, doing my level best to help my mates win whenever that is possible. If I get a string of low scores, who cares as long as the team does well. I mean, it's not as if I want people yelling out my name in some sort of ecstatic adulation, you know " - Kevin Pietersen
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Post by Growler Sat 28 Aug 2010, 02:34

The country everyone loves touring most ? ... easy. Pakistan by a mile.

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Post by taipan Sat 28 Aug 2010, 19:05

Growler wrote:The country everyone loves touring most ? ... easy. Pakistan by a mile.

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Post by bliksem Sun 29 Aug 2010, 07:42

"Ja, ek is eintlik a boer, maar ek was te poep-hol pateties om vir SA te speel. Dis hoekom ek Engeland toe vertrek het, want hul span was vol dose en onnosels - steeds is" - Kevin Pietersen
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Post by skully Sun 29 Aug 2010, 07:43

bliks!!!! Good to see ya, man. Cool
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Post by taipan Sun 29 Aug 2010, 07:50

"I never bowl no balls" Asif
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Post by tac Sun 29 Aug 2010, 08:20

skully wrote:bliks!!!! Good to see ya, man. Cool

Yep, I doubt that has ever been said before . . .
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Post by Blackadder Sun 29 Aug 2010, 08:50

New South Wales deserves more players in the Australian test side- Horace.

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Post by skully Sun 29 Aug 2010, 08:57

tac wrote:
skully wrote:bliks!!!! Good to see ya, man. Cool

Yep, I doubt that has ever been said before . . .
snigger at the grumpy ol' Professor.
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Post by Zat Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:12

"No, I don't want to take money, I play cricket for the honour of representing my country and nothing could spoil that" - Any Pakistan cricketer you care to name from the past twenty years.

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Post by skully Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:38

Aye, sad stuff indeed.
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Post by taipan Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:41

Zat wrote:"No, I don't want to take money, I play cricket for the honour of representing my country and nothing could spoil that" - Any Pakistan cricketer you care to name from the past twenty years.

Twenty?
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Post by lardbucket Thu 24 Mar 2022, 20:27

'take your bags of IPL cash elsewhere, I'm not interested in that meaningless tosh - I want to concentrate on Test cricket' - Chris Gayle, Kieron Pollard, Lendl Simmons, Carlos Brathwaite, et al

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Post by lardbucket Thu 24 Mar 2022, 20:27

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