Re: Eowyn is a sex pixie

by Zat Tue 23 Nov 2010, 20:49

Maybe we should have a separate 'spam' forum for idiots like this to use.

by PeterCS Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:45

Can this thread please be removed?

Every time it comes up at the bottom of my screen, it reads "Eowyn is a sex p". That inevitably suggests "sex pest", and that, my friends, is not only a calumny, it's downright disturbing.

by Fromage Mon 13 Dec 2010, 08:58

Hello PeterCS,

If you change the resolution of your screen, you will not have this problem.

Buying a bigger monitor would also solve the problem.

Regards,

Fromage.

by PeterCS Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:37

by lardbucket Sun 26 Dec 2010, 02:50

sadly she now seems to be away with the pixies

by horace Wed 29 Dec 2010, 06:29

disagree lardy...E seems pretty much as she has always been - other than there is no flirting with 'meaty'

by lardbucket Wed 29 Dec 2010, 10:30

you misunderstand me, there was no criticism implied at all ... she is away, physically, more often than not ... 'away with the pixies' only in a nice way. We are all a little mad, and that's not a bad thing.

Me, I'm barking.

by horace Thu 30 Dec 2010, 05:06

woops...my error...doffs lid...and of course in my advanced years I am dementing

by Guest Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46

What exactly is a sex pixie?

by Guest Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:19

And where can I find one?

by skully Sat 26 Nov 2011, 08:50

Apparently this is a sex pixie...

Eowyn is a sex pixie - Page 2 PIXIEFHM_1__280_875685j

by Brass Monkey Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:00

A girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
She will put out with a little work.
Used as a simple scale:
F*ck Monkey: A girl who'll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
Sex Pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.
Jessica Simpson = Sex Pixie.
Christina Aguillera = F*ck Monkey.

by skully Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:54

Brass Monkey wrote:Christina Aguillera = ~~F*ck~~ Chunky Monkey.

Fixed.

Eowyn is a sex pixie - Page 2 Gallery-msg-125781516079-3

by Brass Monkey Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47

It was ripped from 2005/6 so I suppose there'd be different examples now.

by skully Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50

Well "apparently" she has porked it on, but prolly not quite to that extent. Very Happy

by Brass Monkey Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:44

Never liked either of them in the first place... they were barely on my list.

by taipan Wed 30 Nov 2011, 06:00

Brass Monkey wrote:Never liked either of them in the first place... they were barely on my list.

Where he says "list" read "telephone directory"

by Brass Monkey Wed 30 Nov 2011, 08:50

I have certain standards and whilst my list is all encompassing... there's one giant rule - I don't fancy idiots.

by PeterCS Fri 02 Dec 2011, 21:13

Let's scotch this rumour once and for all.

by skully Fri 20 Jan 2012, 23:40

The original spare thread deserves to be on top.

by lardbucket Sat 21 Jan 2012, 00:59

but does a sex pixie like to be on top?

by skully Sat 21 Jan 2012, 08:42

Apparently requires extra work.

by PeterCS Mon 23 Jan 2012, 02:28

Depends what you're on top of.

by Yorkie Jill Wed 01 Feb 2012, 00:17

lardbucket wrote:but does a sex pixie like to be on top?

If so, I'm the opposite of one.

Although, from: http://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-opposite-of/pixie.html, apparently:

What is the opposite of pixie?

No words found.

by Brass Monkey Wed 01 Feb 2012, 13:17

Opposite of pixie is probably behemoth. You're a sex behemoth.

Same as pixie? Taipan Wink

Hoo sh!t yih!!