I'm watching Sparticus

yet again for the umpteenth time.

I love this film ,I want to be Jean Simmons and I want to eat oysters and snails with Tony Curtis and lots of other slightly iffy things.

The world is good some days.

Bets on who'll say it first.....

I'm Spartacus! (just for Furry)

No, I'm watching Sparticus [sic].

There you go furry.

Thank you boys, I knew you wouldn't let me down.

If I had caught Spartacus, I wouldn't have crucified him. It seems like an expensive waste of time to make up all those big crosses when you could have just used one plank of wood and a length of rope to keep him out there along the Via Appia. Then you could have made a few sesterces by inviting interested spectators to come along and break his legs and arms with the spare bits of wood you'd saved! Oh well.

Exactly, fellows.

Thanks.

What would you do with Kirk Douglas?

No, I'm watching... oh.

As you were.

It's no Gladiator.

Why would you eat oysters and snails with Tony Curtis, though?

The oysters would be better au natural and a garlic sauce would complement the snails better, IMHO.

Sparticus Autisticus?"

True. There ain't half been some clever bast@ards ...

Hasn't ol' Kirk died yet?

PeterCS wrote:

Good Lord Petey. What was the Google search subject for that pic?

Probably "www.seedoispossible.com"

I image-googled "captain kirk" ...

Sure you did, Pete.

Alright, I googled "Skully's acid trip"

Sure you did, Pete.

I would not wish to be "hit with that rhythm stick"

horace wrote:I would not wish to be "hit with that rhythm stick"

So the rumours about your sphincter are untrue then?

I have recently watched Spartacus and it seems James Taylor may have been in it. He's the really awesome guy who does all the awesome stuff and saves the day by massacring all those terrible awful slaves. What a guy. James Taylor FOREVER.