F*ck it. I'm completely drunk. HOWEVER, WC THREAD ETC, haha

[furriner]

This is just ....eh?

I thought this was some kinda woof, but now that I'm actually here, I do not care. Eh?

[furriner]

The important question is: Who the f*ck are you?

[furriner]

Part lyrics:

abhi to haath me jaam hai
tauba kitna kaam hai
abhi to haath me jaam hai
tauba kitna kaam hai
kabhi mili fursat to bhai dekha jaayega
duniya ke baare mein ah socha jaayega
abhi to haath me jaam hai

In before tac makes a racist comment.

[furriner]

Shell cordovan shoes are good.

[furriner]

F*ck me man, WC finals and India playing.

Gotta get sober quickly. F*ck F*ckF*ckF*ckF*ckF*ckF*ckF*ckF*ck

[furriner]

On the other hand why care and who the f*ck cares?

[furriner]

Who're you trying to convince, pretty boy?

[furriner]

Why am I talking to myself?

[furriner]

OK.

[furriner]

Par exemple

[furriner]

Yeh jo halka halka soroor hai....

[Batman]

Furri in playing drunk Vilky shock. You have started well lad.


If India wins this one I would love to see a dozen more threads like this.

[Guest]

Good to see that I am having a positive influence on other posters. Nice work furri .

[Basil]

Here's an idea Furri and Vilks should both go on simultaneous benders and then post here.

[Guest]

Not sure the forum could take it...

[LeFromage]

If the last few days have proven only one thing, it's that the forum can take any amount of drivel you can throw at it.

[WideWally]

I can't understand why anyone would want to forum when they are drunk.

Go out & get amongst the public. Make a name for yourself.

[LeFromage]

Maybe the answer's in the question - what seems like a waste of a good beer buzz to a sober person (assuming you are), possibly seems like the greatest idea in the history of the world to Boozy McLushington.

I could be wrong on this, but I think drunk people tend to make, on average, slightly more impulsive and less reasoned decisions than sobers. Not Gary.

[Guest]

Do both, that's what I do.

Go out, get lashed, shag a fat bird, post sh!t on FB. Classic night out.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Maybe the answer's in the question - what seems like a waste of a good beer buzz to a sober person (assuming you are), possibly seems like the greatest idea in the history of the world to Boozy McLushington.

I could be wrong on this, but I think drunk people tend to make, on average, slightly more impulsive and less reasoned decisions than sobers. Not Gary.

See, by pre-empting the Sobers joke, you deprive the forum of an extra post.

This is like the moment when the kid in Lost in Space finds out Gary Oldman is trying to kill his family, not help them.

You're killing this forum and you're Gary Oldman, you utter f*ck.

I hope you can live with yourself.

[LeFromage]

Maybe the answer's in the question - what seems like a waste of a good beer buzz to a sober person (assuming you are), possibly seems like the greatest idea in the history of the world to Boozy McLushington.

I could be wrong on this, but I think drunk people tend to make, on average, slightly more impulsive and less reasoned decisions than sobers. Not Gary.

See, by pre-empting the Sobers joke, you deprive the forum of an extra post.

This is like the moment when the kid in Lost in Space finds out Gary Oldman is trying to kill his family, not help them.

You're killing this forum and you're Gary Oldman, you utter f*ck.

I hope you can live with yourself.

I didn't trust anyone else not to f*ck it up. No-one's a safe pair of comedic hands on here. You set them up and they weigh in with some banal bumjuice about rubbish Matt Le Blanc films instead of just shinning one into the open net from three yards, Lampard-style (via a deflection).

[Guest]

As soon as I saw the word "sober" I was already thinking up something beautiful. You've taken that away from me (or anyone else for that matter) Dello.

You were right what you said the other day, you should blame yourself and I blame you too.

[Lara Lara Laughs]

Have you spoken to anyone about this lack of trust? Did you perhaps set up a funny man in your distant past? Did the funny man ignore your potential joke and unbutton his trousers instead? Were you....were you raped by a clown Dello?

[Lara Lara Laughs]

As soon as I saw the word "sober" I was already thinking up something beautiful. You've taken that away from me (or anyone else for that matter) Dello.

You were right what you said the other day, you should blame yourself and I blame you too.

Dello's all about the glory, vilks He's the "look at me" girl who tosses the guy's salad in porn movies.

He'd bukkake himself if he could. That's how much he wants it.

[LeFromage]

I've noticed the term "bukkake" cropping up with some regularity in normal, mainstream life of late. Pretty sure it's got a mention or two on TV this week.

There was a comedy sketch on youtube featuring proper actors that I recognised based around the Angry Pirate too.

They didn't do it justice.

Freaky sex is going to have to come up with some edgier stuff if these good old standards have sold out to the masses.

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