Re: Happy Death Day Baby Jesus

by spangler Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14

Flintoff's death will be better.

A kebab skewer though the scrotum I'm guessing.

by Brass Monkey Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:50

spangler wrote:Flintoff's death will be better.

A kebab skewer though the scrotum I'm guessing.

He'll finally bounce Georgie Thompson and drown in a river of his own semen.

by PeterCS Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21

There is a theme emerging here.

You need to get down the bank pronto Danny.

Either that, or a bit advice for male anxieties .... groucho

by Brass Monkey Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36

What? Don't Freud me. I drilled my mrs not more than 14 hours ago. Monkey's custard is somewhat depleted.

by spangler Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:37

I don't think its possible to drown in semen. Unless you're weighed down.

And he'd have to shoot an entire lifetime load in one go to drown. I guess if anyone can make someone do that it's Georgie...

by Brass Monkey Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:54

spangler wrote:I don't think its possible to drown in semen. Unless you're weighed down.

And he'd have to shoot an entire lifetime load in one go to drown. I guess if anyone can make someone do that it's Georgie...

Sort of my point really, it's been stripped bare of any meaning by Pierre's nonsensities.

by PeterCS Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:38

A seminal post, that is.

Here you go, you big wuss. Have a rep boost.

by eowyn Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:17

Working tomoz, sister's for a BBQ Saturday, recovering Sunday and eating chocolate, walking my Labrador Monday, he likes water too, preferably dirty water...