Re: The Football Thread - 10/11 (II)

by skully Tue 24 May 2011, 07:16

Trying to sue Twitter. PMSL. Apparently it's cost the lad in question £250,000 so far in legal fees. Noice. Bwahahahaha.

Yes, yes, pay for one half of football, I know. Still, that's an expensive r00t. And you can bet it's gonna get a lot more expensive. Twisted Evil

by JGK Tue 24 May 2011, 07:23

taipan wrote:
JGK wrote:Stoopid farking Iceland volcano.

Can't get a flight?

Got a flight. Am just worried that it is going to be cancelled. Looks like I could fly to Paris instead and Eurostar to London though.

by horace Tue 24 May 2011, 07:37

iceland volcano - will prolly not help global warming..expect another Garnaut report and an increase in the skully household bills Cool

by JGK Tue 24 May 2011, 07:46

Actually I think sulphur in the stratosphere does help global warming.

by horace Tue 24 May 2011, 07:53

irrespective I daresay there will be an increase in the Skully bills - which I am certain we agree is a very good thing

by JGK Tue 24 May 2011, 07:59

Aye. The less discretionary spend money skully has, the less likely he is to donate to the Libs.

by skully Tue 24 May 2011, 08:21

PMSL at the simultaneous wanking pinko brothers. Nice to see I've got under your skins as usual. Laughing

by skully Tue 24 May 2011, 08:22

JGK wrote:
taipan wrote:
JGK wrote:Stoopid farking Iceland volcano.

Can't get a flight?

Got a flight. Am just worried that it is going to be cancelled. Looks like I could fly to Paris instead and Eurostar to London though.

Maybe Ryan G will pay for your trip via another route? Sounds like he could do with some friends. Twisted Evil

by JGK Tue 24 May 2011, 08:23

Yeah but the last thing he needs is another root.

by skully Tue 24 May 2011, 08:24

Hehehe. Aye. Silly, silly boy.

And the £3,000 (I assume you'd expect 1st Class) is chicken feed compared to the half of his fortune he's gonna lose as a result of jugging Imogen. Cool

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 10:02

Don't know why he would lose half his fortune - his wife seems to have stood by him for all these weeks. If everyone else knew (and they did), I'm sure she did too.

by Brass Monkey Tue 24 May 2011, 10:16

Maybe she only found out through twitter.. I must admit, it would most likely be easier to stay with someone who did that to you if they had a f*cking fortune and didn't look like finishing earning that fortune for a few years.

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 10:21

They always stay, the WAGS. What else are the going to do? That's their career.

Terry's wife, Rooney's wife, Crouch's lady friend - exceptionally forgiving, or too shallow to give up the perks and reflected fame of being a footballer's plaything in favour of retaining a little dignity?

You be the judge...

by taipan Tue 24 May 2011, 10:24

Tiger's wife?

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 10:30

taipan wrote:Tiger's wife?

Golf WAGs obviously have a bit more class. And he did f*ck about twenty people and is worth the yearly budget of a small European nation.

by Brass Monkey Tue 24 May 2011, 10:35

Dello wrote:They always stay, the WAGS. What else are the going to do? That's their career.

Terry's wife, Rooney's wife, Crouch's lady friend - exceptionally forgiving, or too shallow to give up the perks and reflected fame of being a footballer's plaything in favour of retaining a little dignity?

You be the judge...

They're usually what I'd class as sexy trash... they're most likely to possess a double-figured IQ, they like buying clothes... getting some ubercamp shallow turd cutting their hair for £1,000 a pop... mingling with other vapid sexy wastes of space.. nice cars... shitloads of help raising their children... it's probably why they got with their husbands in the first place - not love - so why upset the cash cow? Why care about dignity? They probably would have to get someone to explain the term by using soap situations :

"You know when Phil Mitchell was f*cking both Shirley AND Glenda..."

by taipan Tue 24 May 2011, 10:40

TBF, I haven't been Giggs' wife in the press much. It might be different in England.

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 10:46

taipan wrote:TBF, I haven't been Giggs' wife in the press much.

It's fair enough to want to keep your love private.

But don't be ashamed. Even if he does look like a sickly Wookie.

by taipan Tue 24 May 2011, 10:48

Seen FFS

by Brass Monkey Tue 24 May 2011, 10:48

Freudian.

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49

I know you're a United fan, taips, but I didn't realise to what extent.

by taipan Tue 24 May 2011, 10:53

Brass Monkey wrote:

Freudian.

I wondered who would make that post

by skully Tue 24 May 2011, 11:00

Dello wrote:Don't know why he would lose half his fortune - his wife seems to have stood by him for all these weeks. If everyone else knew (and they did), I'm sure she did too.

That's what Arnie's wife said, "we're friends, amicable separation etc, etc" until she found out that the Governator had fathered a kid with the Mexican maid. Now all hell has broken loose. Lawyers' handbags at 10 paces, and all that.

Giggs' gig will end in tears.

by LeFromage Tue 24 May 2011, 11:14

Pfft. Mrs Giggs has known about this as long as everyone else has. And has continued to turn up with the Wookie at awards shows and to celebrate on the pitch with the team after the final match at OT on Sunday.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 24 May 2011, 12:05

Arsenal have revealed their new kit for 2011/12.

The Football Thread - 10/11 (II) - Page 12 Arshavin_1884992c

"The Arsenal crest is flanked by 15 laurel leaves on the left side, and 15 oak leaves on the right."

Looks like Arsenal have their priorities sorted for next season, bugger signing anyone, let's have a couple of oak leaves, that'll throw the opposition.

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