Bruce Francis
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Bruce Francis
I thought he should have his own thread.
A sort of sidetrack.
A sort of sidetrack.
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Sorry, I think I got the wrong Bruce Francis in the tribute pic there.
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PeterCS wrote:Sorry, I think I got the wrong Bruce Francis in the tribute pic there.
No, his stance looks about right.
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He'd have had more luck with that thing under his arm than with the Stuart Surridge or whatever (actually I wonder which bat manufacturer asked him to shave their logo off his bat so that they weren't associated with him?).
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He's a thundercurrant.
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The sultana of swing?
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Just for Lardy, look at the grace...
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Bizarrely, a google search for Bruce Francis Essex brings this up....
Lardys Reaction?
Lardys Reaction?
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that is indeed me, receiving the news of his initial selection
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you'd struggle to keep it in too if you heard about a selection like that.
Hang on, let's see:
Usman Afzaal. Paul Curtis. Aftab Habib. John Stephenson.
Hang on, let's see:
Usman Afzaal. Paul Curtis. Aftab Habib. John Stephenson.
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lardbucket wrote:you'd struggle to keep it in too if you heard about a selection like that.
Hang on, let's see:
Usman Afzaal. Paul Curtis. Aftab Habib. John Stephenson.
I see those and raise you Pattinson.
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There must be a bit of a mess there by now.
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re: taips (can anyone else not quote at the moment?) - Pattinson! I knew I was forgetting an absolute turd of a selection. Must've blanked it out. Too harrowing.
Re: Bruce Francis
Igglesden. Jarvis. Lathwell.
All geniuses compared to the empty vessel that was Bruce Francis.
All geniuses compared to the empty vessel that was Bruce Francis.
lardbucket- Number of posts : 38125
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Oh, I don't know - Gavin Hamilton's one-and-done Test of 0, 0-63, 0, is hard to beat for empty vessel-ness.
Re: Bruce Francis
Francis.....3 tests for 52 runs at an average of 10.4
Highest score 27.
If he was playing today he'd still be in the side.
Highest score 27.
If he was playing today he'd still be in the side.
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Hehehe, lardy will be chuffed.
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Didn't he have a migraine at Trent Bridge in '72 and never played again? Must be the longest headache in Test history.
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No, the headache that he gave lardy via his epic drossness is the longest headache in history. lardy is still throbbing in the temple region as we speak.
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If quntishness is measured in centimudges and chappellis ... uselessness could be measured in Francis Units.
Utility, of course, could not ... as he had no utility at all ... unless we get into unreal numbers ...
Utility, of course, could not ... as he had no utility at all ... unless we get into unreal numbers ...
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So how many FUs would Drunky's captaincy warrant?
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