Month of You Lie

Oh, is that the theme? The month of outrageous porkers.

Yes, yes - that could be interesting*...

*possible porker.

Dello wrote:Fatal Attraction trufax - the original ending had Glenn Close slitting her own throat, but the studio executives thought it was a bit "downbeat" and redrafted it so that she was drowned in the bath. And then shot.

A happy ending...

They showed that original ending to a test audience and changed it because (and only in America) as the credits rolled the test audience almost tore the place down amongst shouts of, "Kill the farking bitch/slut/whore/homewrecking moll."

I was going to write out my possible sook-off, but I feel it would be cliched - two words that would've been in there were f*ck and qunt. You fill in the rest.

sh!t skulls / Dells, you must be fingerbanging your way into oblivion - 550 posts in 36 hours of July. That's approx. 10,000 this month at this current rate.

'Fingerbanging" ay? How exactly does that work, Dan?

Just relax and let your fingers do the talking... just think "551....552....553...554..." on so on. I'm sure that'll sort you out!

not something many blokes over 17 do

Brass Monkey wrote:Just relax and let your fingers do the talking... just think "551....552....553...554..." on so on. I'm sure that'll sort you out!

Can you PM me some pics, Dan? I'm interested in your technique.

I'm alright. I'm actually disappointed at the stats, I thought it'd have been nearer a grand which is why I bothered looking. "Wow", I thought, "this must be near 1,000 already", I surmised. No. 550. What might not be right for you might be right for some.

I think you personally cracked a grand in Jewn.

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm alright. I'm actually disappointed at the stats, I thought it'd have been nearer a grand which is why I bothered looking. "Wow", I thought, "this must be near 1,000 already", I surmised. No. 550. What might not be right for you might be right for some.

Stats are slow updating. We're 200+ on from 550.

Which, if I know my maths, is like 600 or so.

Aye, it's been a manic last 3 or 4 hours.

Dello wrote:

Stats are slow updating. We're 200+ on from 550.

Which, if I know my maths, is like 600 or so.

Keep going, you're getting me chubby...

Brass Monkey wrote:

Dello wrote:

Stats are slow updating. We're 200+ on from 550.

Which, if I know my maths, is like 600 or so.

Keep going, you're getting me chubby...

Don't worry - just go on the Bucky diet (Buckfast) and you can lose literally a fifth of your bodyweight in the time it takes to type out some dribbling ballbaggery or other.

[quote="Dello"]

Brass Monkey wrote:I'm alright. I'm actually disappointed at the stats, I thought it'd have been nearer a grand which is why I bothered looking. "Wow", I thought, "this must be near 1,000 already", I surmised. No. 550. What might not be right for you might be right for some.

Stats are slow updating. We're 200+ on from 550.

Which, if I know my maths, is like 600 or so.[/quote]

So this is 601 or so?

By the way the Reds won.

Oooh I feel more svelte already, I think I'll go and streak on a bowling green.

Dello wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

Dello wrote:

Stats are slow updating. We're 200+ on from 550.

Which, if I know my maths, is like 600 or so.

Keep going, you're getting me chubby...

Don't worry - just go on the Bucky diet (Buckfast) and you can lose literally a fifth of your bodyweight in the time it takes to type out some dribbling ballbaggery or other.

Heh.

I would've called the thread the "Month of Juliar" but qmy would've bored us to death with his primary-school-like repetitive nyer, nyer (or is it neener neener) posts about some bullsh!t he and I discussed 3 years ago that he is still holding a grudge about. You can all thank me later.

skully wrote:I would've called the thread the "Month of Juliar" but qmy would've bored us to death with his primary-school-like repetitive nyer, nyer (or is it neener neener) posts about some bullsh!t he and I discussed 3 years ago that he is still holding a grudge about. You can all thank me later.

Old threads die hard (unlike Cricket Australia )

skully wrote:I would've called the thread the "Month of Juliar"...

You would've but you would've sounded like a cockjuggler. Or a thunderqunt. Or a cockjuggling thunderqunt.

1200 in a bit over 2 days. I think we've gone out too hard too early and will run out of puff.

Well this thread's not very popular. Is it the lack of birds? I've been weighing up my options for going to an Independence Day celebration somewhere in Americky. Think perhaps an Englisher shouldn't intrude on all that praise God awfulness.

Yorkie Jill wrote:Well this thread's not very popular. Is it the lack of birds? I've been weighing up my options for going to an Independence Day celebration somewhere in Americky. Think perhaps an Englisher shouldn't intrude on all that praise God awfulness.

Pick the right spot I spose depending on what you like to eat. And remember as an Englisher it's called "Independance Day" for a reason.

1500 already. We've got July nailed.